Mark Wood

‘Don’t call him a bad dog, think about his mental health.’

‘Sermon? No, I’m writing my podcast.’

‘I’m sorry to interrupt, but that’s a really interesting conversation. Have you considered starting a podcast?’

‘I’m going back to work at home. The coffee shop politics have become unbearable.’

‘He’s waiting for Labour to build more houses.’

‘The naughty step now and think about your toxic masculinity.’

‘Will you spend the rest of your lives with me in a house share?’

‘He’s multitasking.’

Pandora’s box

‘Now can I have one without your phones?’

‘I identify more with social media.’

‘The years before you can get them a phone are so demanding.’