Ed West

Ed West

Ed West writes the Wrong Side of History substack

The new nostalgia for a pre-Brexit world

Among its many treasures, Brexit has spawned a new genre of think piece, the nostalgic 'what has happened to the Britain I love' lament in the Guardian. From an Irishwoman here; an Egyptian here; and a German, here. It is sad to see people on the Wrong Side of History clinging to a mythologised, imagined good old days. This must have been a very different Britain to the one I used to read about in the Guardian that was a hot-bed of racism and intolerance.

Have our thin-skinned times killed off satire for good?

Is satire dying? Zoe Williams asks in the Guardian whether the shrinking of permissible speech is killing comedy. To make her point, she wonders if the mid-1990s satire The Day Today would be tolerated in 2016 and whether 'its surrealism belongs to another age'. The spoof news show, which in some ways seems slightly prophetic 20 years later, was sometimes edgy, and often surreal, and Williams recalls one scene in which a presenter announces in a dead pan manner that the Bank of England had issued 'an emergency currency based on the Queen’s eggs, several thousand of which were removed from her ovaries in 1953 and held in reserve'.

In defence of small nation states

Scotland may have a second referendum within three years, as many Remainers correctly predicted. If the British government makes a mess of Brexit, the Scots may be inclined to leave the sinking ship and rejoin the EU. If Britain succeeds in going it alone outside a larger federation and doesn't suffer a huge economic setback then perhaps the Scots might think they can do so too. I'm rather inclined to believe that neither the UK or the EU will necessarily be around as this century matures, and it won't be the economic or emotional catastrophe people imagine. Sad though it would be to see ane end of ane auld sang, Scotland would do fine as an independent nation. They gave the world Adam Smith, after all.

The Normans were the original liberal metropolitan elite ‘Remainers’

Today is the most important date in our history, the day on which in 1066 thousands of men fought outside Hastings and England was changed forever. By the end of the day, 950 years ago, thousands were dead, among them England's king, Harold II, and most of the country's leaders. As historian Elizabeth van Houts put it, 'No other event in western European history of the central Middle Ages can be compared for its shocking effects: the carnage on the battlefield, the loss of life and the consequent political upheaval.' In our minds the Normans have become sort of pre-eminent Hollywood upper-class English villains, blamed for long-standing class divisions in England.

It’s absurd to compare Amber Rudd’s immigration speech to Mein Kampf

The Tories want to turn us against migrants by dividing people between 'us' and 'them'; well, let me tell you about another bunch of guys who believed in 'us' and 'them' - the Nazis. Radio presenter James O'Brien made near enough this exact parallel when he quoted from Mein Kampf to show the eerie similarities between Amber Rudd's speech and the former German chancellor's words. Of course, Mr O'Brien didn't need to quote Hitler. He could have cited the former Labour leader, Ed Miliband, who had the same idea; he might be a less famous figure, but he's marginally more relevant to British politics in 2016.

Foreign investors aren’t to blame for London’s housing crisis

I hate gentrification; my area was so much cooler when there were people openly selling drugs on the high street, my neighbours' house had a mattress outside and the nice restaurants needed bouncers so the diners weren't constantly harassed by crack addicts. Now it's all just nice coffee shops, other broadsheet readers and arthouse cinemas. But don't worry, for the Mayor of London is on the case, launching an inquiry into how much London land is being bought up by overseas investors and, as the Guardian reports, 'the scale of gentrification and rising housing costs in the capital'.

Can Katy Perry stop Donald Trump?

Recall that eight years ago a number of actors brought out a video of unspeakable dreadfulness called I Pledge, calling on Americans to support Barack Obama's election. Now the entertainment industry, always shy about supporting a fashionable cause, is back on the stump, this time rallying against Donald Trump. During a new voting campaign - featuring Scarlett Johansson, Julianne Moore and Robert Downey Jr - the actor Mark Ruffalo promises to go naked in his next film. Ruffalo is a fairly good example of West's Law (C), that the more talented an actor, the more idiotically left-wing the political views. Now the singer Katy Perry has gone one better than Ruffalo, getting her clothes off 'in an attempt to encourage people to head to the polls'.

The immigration debate shouldn’t be sugar-coated

Do you like Skittles? Do you like them so much you'd eat one from a packet even if you knew a couple were poisoned? Makes u think, ey? This was the analogy Donald Trump Jr made this week about refugees and terrorism, a tweet which caused anger, not least from the company that makes Skittles, who responded: 'Skittles are candy. Refugees are people. We don’t feel it’s an appropriate analogy.' https://twitter.com/DonaldJTrumpJr/status/778016283342307328 This particular meme seems to have originated among feminists, who were making the point that it's no good saying that most men aren't violent rapists, because enough of them are to make problems: 'Imagine a bowl of M&Ms. 10 per cent of them are poisoned. Go ahead. Eat a handful.

How open borders killed the Labour party

Barring a most spectacular Mossad operation - and I wouldn't put it past them - Jeremy Corbyn will be re-elected Labour leader on Saturday. There is almost nothing Labour moderates can do about this now but accept the annihilation facing them at the next election; even then, party members may still re-elect Corbyn, or choose someone from a similar background, maybe even someone more left-wing if such a thing exists. There is nothing that can be done because the make-up of the Labour Party has now changed. Last year former Labour councillor Michael Harris wrote a fascinating piece on how the party has effectively allowed itself to be taken over. There is a new left-wing political party in Britain which, for now, is called the Labour party.

Win or lose, the Trump phenomenon isn’t going away

I felt for the first time on Sunday that Donald Trump might actually win the US presidential election. I'm not the only one moving in that direction. Hillary Clinton looks in bad shape, and while it's one thing to be seen as dishonest, to be dishonest and sickly is not a great combination. https://twitter.com/NateSilver538/status/776416713986289665 September 11, 2016 was, as Damian Thompson says, the day the conspiracy theorists were proved correct, for once. Conspiracies about Hillary's health were popular not just because the Clintons have consistently been dishonest throughout their career. It's also because the American media has become far more partisan, and major publications and news channels have seemed to drop all pretence of impartiality in this election.

Imagine there’s no countries… and therefore no museums

I'm not a great optimist about the whole Brexit thing, although my colleagues would mostly disagree. It's as if we were expecting a storm and we're now cheering because it's gone quiet. Strangely, eerily quiet. Anyway, like with climate change, I hope I'm wrong, and whenever I have my doubts about the whole thing, I think about the 'Remain' protests led by Eddie Izzard. Let's hope these obviously counter-productive demonstrations continue for the next five years. However, one disaster that doesn't seem to have materialised yet is the warning that Brexit would lead to a brain drain.

Imperial or metric? Why can’t we have both?

I was in the Netherlands over the weekend, which is always nice; it's a bit like England, but just better. I've always wanted my country to be a bit more like our neighbours, especially Germany and Holland, and that includes standardisation with European norms when they clearly make more sense. Driving on the left, for example, when the entire continent drives on the right, is just annoying, and must make our cars more expensive and cost a handful of lives each year. And if you don't have anyone in a passenger seat you have to get out whenever dealing with any sort of parking or toll machine; as I get older this is one of those things that just get more annoying, like having to tie shoelaces.

The gender pay gap isn’t just about sexism

'More work needs to be done,' is what people say whenever some unachievable social goal is shown to be another 200 years away. And it was said a lot this week after it emerged that women still earn 18 per cent less than men on average. As the Guardian reported: The Institute for Fiscal Studies (IFS) also found that the gap balloons after women have children, raising the prospect that mothers are missing out on pay rises and promotions. That was echoed by a separate report yesterday suggesting that male managers are 40 per cent more likely than female managers to be promoted.

Why a record number of university places might not be a good thing

A-Level results are announced today, and with it the happy news that a record number of university places have been offered. About 42 per cent of 18-year-olds in England will go to university, but we're still some way behind the world's leader, South Korea, where two-thirds of young people achieve a degree. And how's that going? Seongho Lee, a professor of education at Chung-Ang University, criticizes what he calls 'college education inflation'. Not all students are suited for college, he says, and across institutions, their experience can be inconsistent. 'It’s not higher education anymore,' he says. 'It’s just an extension of high school.' And sub-par institutions leave graduates ill-prepared for the job market.

If Trump wins, Europeans will have to grow up

As many people have pointed out, if someone had awoken from a coma after 30 years and learned that one US political party was in thrall to Wall St and the other to Russia, they would be confused by 2016. But then right is the new left and liberalism, being the prestige faith, is bound to attract prestige people, while Russia is back to its pre-Bolshevik role as the great force for reaction. Some Democrats even believe that Donald Trump is in the pay of the Kremlin, although, then again, more than half of Democrats believe 9/11 was an inside job. This may all be a smear, but Trump has given off alarming signals, including promises to withdraw American forced abroad; Putin would surely welcome his victory. This is saddening.

Being a priest has become a dangerous job

Fr Jacques Hamel, murdered today by Islamists in Normandy, was 84, and in his life would have seen his country transformed, from the Occupation to the Thirty Golden Years and through to this modern unhappy age. I can't imagine that a young priest in the age of the Piuses would have expected to end his life in such a manner, near to where Joan of Arc was martyred, but then Europeans are getting used to things that a few decades ago would have been absurd. After the war, Europeans thought they could escape history, and retire to a secular, progressive world in which historical conflicts of identity would be a thing of the past. But instead of fascism and communism, even older, more retrograde ideologies have sprung up, and history goes on.

After the Nice attack, Michel Houllebecq’s nightmare vision edges closer

I only got around to reading Michel Houellebecq’s Submission last month, a darkly amusing book about how France destabilises as it is caught between Islamic and nativist violence. It is, even by French standards, extremely pessimistic, but then who can blame them? When I visited France last summer, I noted just how many heavily armed police there were, even in the obscure western region we were staying at; more than I’d seen in any European country apart from Northern Ireland. The owner of the campsite, who was also a local official, explained that they were expecting something terrible to happen. Which it has done, twice now, this latter atrocity worse in many ways as it involved children.

The Conservative party has a remarkable instinct for survival

So farewell, then, David Cameron. I suspect we'll miss him when's gone, but then he probably entered Downing Street 20 years too early, a product of a culture that fawns over youth and undervalues wisdom. At least Theresa May is a good decade older than him, although Kenneth Clarke, at 76, should have been considered for the role, entering as he is the prime of his political life. After coming up with the great slogan of 2016, 'Brits don't quit', Cameron then quit a few days later; his Tory arch-rival Boris Johnson then quit; Nigel Farage has quit, this time for good, followed by his deputy Paul Nuttall; Andrea Leadsom has quit; even Roy Hodgson and Chris Evans have quit.

Blair isn’t a liar, he’s a genuine believer – which made him so dangerous

After a seven year wait, the Chilcot Report has come back with some quite damning conclusions about the build-up to the 2003 invasion, and the lack of planning for post-war Iraq. I think we've certainly learned our lesson about not changing a country's entire political set up without a credible alternative in place - that will never happen again, thank God. I'm particularly interested by one note Tony Blair sent to George Bush on March 26th, 2003, a week before the invasion, in which he said the 'fundamental goal' of the war should be to create a new 'world order'. 'This is the moment when you can define international priorities for the next generation – the true post-Cold War world order.

Why we need a second referendum – on the EEA

Roger Scruton once observed, in his astute way, how important national feeling was to democracy: 'Democracy is a form of government that depends upon a national, rather than a credal or tribal idea of loyalty. In a nation state the things that divide neighbours from each other – family, tribe and religion – are deliberately privatised, made inessential to the shared identity, and placed well below the country and its well-being on the list of public duties. It is this, rather than any Enlightenment idea of citizenship, that enabled nation states so easily to adopt democracy. In a place where tribal or religious loyalties take precedence, democratic elections, if they occur at all, occur only once.