Ed West

Is satire dying? Zoe Williams asks in the Guardian whether the shrinking of permissible speech is killing comedy. To make her point, she wonders if the mid-1990s satire The Day Today would be tolerated in 2016 and whether 'its surrealism belongs to another age'. The spoof news show, which in some ways seems slightly prophetic 20 years later, was sometimes edgy, and often surreal, and Williams recalls one scene in which a presenter announces in a dead pan manner that the Bank of England had issued 'an emergency currency based on the Queen’s eggs, several thousand of which were removed from her ovaries in 1953 and held in reserve'.

Today is the most important date in our history, the day on which in 1066 thousands of men fought outside Hastings and England was changed forever. By the end of the day, 950 years ago, thousands were dead, among them England's king, Harold II, and most of the country's leaders. As historian Elizabeth van Houts put it, 'No other event in western European history of the central Middle Ages can be compared for its shocking effects: the carnage on the battlefield, the loss of life and the consequent political upheaval.' In our minds the Normans have become sort of pre-eminent Hollywood upper-class English villains, blamed for long-standing class divisions in England.

I hate gentrification; my area was so much cooler when there were people openly selling drugs on the high street, my neighbours' house had a mattress outside and the nice restaurants needed bouncers so the diners weren't constantly harassed by crack addicts. Now it's all just nice coffee shops, other broadsheet readers and arthouse cinemas. But don't worry, for the Mayor of London is on the case, launching an inquiry into how much London land is being bought up by overseas investors and, as the Guardian reports, 'the scale of gentrification and rising housing costs in the capital'.

Recall that eight years ago a number of actors brought out a video of unspeakable dreadfulness called I Pledge, calling on Americans to support Barack Obama's election. Now the entertainment industry, always shy about supporting a fashionable cause, is back on the stump, this time rallying against Donald Trump. During a new voting campaign - featuring Scarlett Johansson, Julianne Moore and Robert Downey Jr - the actor Mark Ruffalo promises to go naked in his next film. Ruffalo is a fairly good example of West's Law (C), that the more talented an actor, the more idiotically left-wing the political views. Now the singer Katy Perry has gone one better than Ruffalo, getting her clothes off 'in an attempt to encourage people to head to the polls'.

Do you like Skittles? Do you like them so much you'd eat one from a packet even if you knew a couple were poisoned? Makes u think, ey? This was the analogy Donald Trump Jr made this week about refugees and terrorism, a tweet which caused anger, not least from the company that makes Skittles, who responded: 'Skittles are candy. Refugees are people. We don’t feel it’s an appropriate analogy.' https://twitter.com/DonaldJTrumpJr/status/778016283342307328 This particular meme seems to have originated among feminists, who were making the point that it's no good saying that most men aren't violent rapists, because enough of them are to make problems: 'Imagine a bowl of M&Ms. 10 per cent of them are poisoned. Go ahead. Eat a handful.

I was in the Netherlands over the weekend, which is always nice; it's a bit like England, but just better. I've always wanted my country to be a bit more like our neighbours, especially Germany and Holland, and that includes standardisation with European norms when they clearly make more sense. Driving on the left, for example, when the entire continent drives on the right, is just annoying, and must make our cars more expensive and cost a handful of lives each year. And if you don't have anyone in a passenger seat you have to get out whenever dealing with any sort of parking or toll machine; as I get older this is one of those things that just get more annoying, like having to tie shoelaces.

'More work needs to be done,' is what people say whenever some unachievable social goal is shown to be another 200 years away. And it was said a lot this week after it emerged that women still earn 18 per cent less than men on average. As the Guardian reported: The Institute for Fiscal Studies (IFS) also found that the gap balloons after women have children, raising the prospect that mothers are missing out on pay rises and promotions. That was echoed by a separate report yesterday suggesting that male managers are 40 per cent more likely than female managers to be promoted.

A-Level results are announced today, and with it the happy news that a record number of university places have been offered. About 42 per cent of 18-year-olds in England will go to university, but we're still some way behind the world's leader, South Korea, where two-thirds of young people achieve a degree. And how's that going? Seongho Lee, a professor of education at Chung-Ang University, criticizes what he calls 'college education inflation'. Not all students are suited for college, he says, and across institutions, their experience can be inconsistent. 'It’s not higher education anymore,' he says. 'It’s just an extension of high school.' And sub-par institutions leave graduates ill-prepared for the job market.

I only got around to reading Michel Houellebecq’s Submission last month, a darkly amusing book about how France destabilises as it is caught between Islamic and nativist violence. It is, even by French standards, extremely pessimistic, but then who can blame them? When I visited France last summer, I noted just how many heavily armed police there were, even in the obscure western region we were staying at; more than I’d seen in any European country apart from Northern Ireland. The owner of the campsite, who was also a local official, explained that they were expecting something terrible to happen. Which it has done, twice now, this latter atrocity worse in many ways as it involved children.