Good kisser
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‘My new man is a good kisser but he’s no Dalai Lama.’
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‘My new man is a good kisser but he’s no Dalai Lama.’
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‘Poor old Tantalus. They’ve gone and moved his retirement age back again.’
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‘I nicked his expensive watch so now he can feel like a man of the people.’
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‘I wanted to join the police but I didn’t have a criminal record.’
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‘Jeremy’s so clever – for a party piece he names all 73 genders.’
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‘On the other hand, the threat of nuclear war means I’m less worried about climate change.’
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‘We’d like to be levelled all the way up to Nadhim Zahawi.’
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‘I think you’ll find that you have to marry us because today I’m self-identifying as female.’
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Good cop bad cops
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‘Do you think Prince Harry will ever go away, or do we just have to learn to live with him?’
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‘It might be a bit of fun to you, mate, but to me it’s cultural appropriation.’
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‘Each window reveals a new strike.’
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‘It’s high time we abolished the lords-a-leaping’
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‘Are you two glued to that sofa?!’
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‘Yes, I’m quite sure that Mary and Joseph did not wear “One Love” armbands.’
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‘Sorry kids, we’ve had to cut out all treats this year.’