‘You wait ages for someone to throw under the bus and then three come along at once.’
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Bernie
Wednesday
‘Good evening, I’m from the government’s “summer of sex” compliance office.’
From our UK edition
Wednesday
‘Did you go anywhere special this Easter?’
From our UK edition
Tuesday
Let me put it this way – if you have any Premium Bonds, draw them out now
From our UK edition
Wednesday
‘Take me to your Trump-appointed leader.’
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Wednesday
‘If you want your letter to arrive on time, you have to put it in a parcel.’
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Wednesday
‘The Tory party was much better when I was your age.’
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Monday
Can we just forget all this
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Friday
First floor
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Wednesday
Wednesday
A relationship with someone you don’t know
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Wednesday
You just can’t trust a Chancellor of the Exchequer
From our UK edition
Wednesday
Glitter wrecking ball
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Wednesday
‘Before you decide, remember where all the toys and goodies come from’
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‘A treble whisky please – I’m doing sober October.’
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Wednesday
It’s not the most aspirational of slogans.
From our UK edition
Wednesday
My chatbot
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Wednesday
‘This is beginning to escalate.’
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