Bernie

‘A suitcase? Certainly, Sir. Is it for wine or cash?’

‘The cheaper and less qualified doctor will see you now.’

‘There they go again, three months behind the fashion.’

‘A mosaic has come to light that clearly shows you fiddling while Rome burns.’

‘I say we should invade Taiwan now while the rest of the world is distracted by Wordle.’

‘No, you may not give me a lift to the polling station, you filthy pervert,’

‘I have a terrible fear of not flying.’

‘No thanks. I’m not sailing P&O.’

‘Of course it’s impossible to know what he’ll do next.’

‘Apparently it’s a compliment.’

‘That label could cause offence to a minority.’

‘It’s a cost of living it up crisis.’