Ameer Kotecha

The announcement that Shabana Mahmood is U-turning on the Boriswave reforms confirms that this Labour government has no intention, if it ever did, to end mass migration. Labour was always just pulling the wool over our eyes. They have reverted to form and are throwing open the door. We spend much of our time despairing over the small boats – rightly, because it is illustrative of a nation that has lost control, and given the national security and public safety ramifications of letting unvetted men from dangerous places into this country.

It is now clear that the focus of this government is on managing national decline, not reversing it. The Budget’s big headline – if it can be called that – of £100 off our ludicrously and unnecessarily high energy bills is all the evidence we need that this government’s approach is to create problems with one hand and then offer to compensate us for them with the other – all the while expecting our gratitude. But for all the Budget’s uneventfulness, there was buried in the small print something more pernicious and revealing of this government's priorities. Tucked away on page 118 of the Budget document, the Treasury announced that, from next spring, employers will be allowed to recruit certain foreign workers on lower salaries than the current rules permit.

ITV clearly hoped their latest documentary would be a shocking exposé of Reform. Their year-long investigation involved an undercover reporter infiltrating Reform HQ by securing employment there. Now that their full documentary has aired – after a week of drip-feeding extracts – we can safely say it is a damp squib. We cannot allow a sting operation exposing a few bad apples to be used to shut down legitimate debate about the issues Reform is raising To be clear, it does show a few Reform councillors and activists making some appalling comments – racist, misogynistic, you name it.

Last week, Jensen Huang, CEO of Nvidia, the world's most valuable company, gave his two cents on the state of Britain. Speaking to reporters during a visit to London, he warned that the country lacks a ‘growth culture’, is too focused on the risk of failure and that despite our incredible natural advantages and human capital, we somehow find a way to squander them. We have developed tortuously elaborate systems for scrutinising, consulting, mitigating and reviewing decisions but never get around to gazing out beyond our navel ‘There's a strange general behaviour in the UK… for some reason, if there was a million ways to win, you find the one reason not to do it, and I think you overthink things.’ Huang has tapped into something.

Shabana Mahmood, the Home Secretary, has said that every woman travelling illegally to the UK will probably have been raped on the journey. It is a startling statement. Firstly, for what is implied. The trafficking operation bringing dinghies to our south coast is, the Home Secretary now admits, not merely facilitating illegal migration, it is also exposing women to the most appalling sexual violence. Her comment, made in a Leading podcast interview with Rory Stewart and Alastair Campbell, was also a whisker away from admitting that very many of the small boats arriving here may contain rapists. Second, it is remarkable that she was able to say it. You can only imagine the hysteria from much of the political establishment if someone on the right had made the same observation.

Britain as a place of “warm ale, (with) a black Labrador by your feet in a pub” is a “far-right fantasy that never really existed”. That is the verdict of Labour's nature minister Jenny Riddell-Carpenter. At a fringe event at Labour conference in Liverpool, Riddell-Carpenter warned attendees that the so-called "far-right" will try to weaponise rural Britain at the next election. The MP for Suffolk Coastal – that’s right, rural Suffolk – said she lies "awake at night" at what "nostalgic vision" of the countryside will be used in the supposed battle. “This is one of the things I do stay awake at night about, and think about, and fear.

Such is the level of rot in our public institutions, and so accustomed have we become to daily stories of inexplicable and indeed unforgivable asylum decisions, that it takes a lot nowadays for a story to come along that is genuinely jaw-dropping. The Refugee Convention, the general right of asylum and our entire approach have been proven to be utterly broken But a story in this week’s Sunday Times is just that, and should be a genuine line-in-the-sand moment. The UK granted asylum protection, and then British citizenship, to a former bodyguard of a leader of Hamas.

‘Britain is back,’ Burnham declared in his big speech to the UN yesterday. We have been laid low by ten years of Brexit disruption, he told the world. We’ve heard this before: just last year Starmer was announcing ‘Britain is back on the world stage’. Heck, Cameron was insisting Britain was ‘back’ even before that fateful referendum had taken place. There is something unpatriotic about cementing this narrative of a lost decade. UN functionaries lap it up but it doesn’t do our soft power, which Burnham is so keen to make a national priority, any good. And curiously, having informed the General Assembly that Britain had returned to the world, Burnham then spent several minutes listing all the institutions and alliances from which we have never departed.

More than half of Labour MPs have a greater number of disability benefit claimants in their constituency than the size of their electoral majority. Some 58 per cent of Labour’s 366 seats in England and Wales have more people claiming personal independence payments (Pip) than Labour’s majority, according to a report in the Times. Pat McFadden – Secretary of State for Work and pensions – is one of those MPs. And, more than 100 Labour MPs have more individuals specifically claiming Pip for mental health conditions (e.g. anxiety, ADHD and autism) than their majorities. Is it any wonder that Labour MPs are expected to again revolt over plans to reform – however modestly – disability benefits? The spiralling welfare bill risks bankrupting the country.

Angela Rayner has used a big speech to the TUC to brand Reform’s biggest donors ‘a couple of off-shore billionaires trying to buy our democracy’. Labour, she went on, would defend that democracy against any ‘fascist oligarch’ who ‘seeks to divide our country and buy our politics.’ That demagoguery is not quite the sort of thing she was preaching ten years ago. Addressing the same TUC Congress in September 2016, in the aftermath of Jo Cox's murder, Rayner urged delegates to honour Cox through ‘the example we set’, reminding them that ‘we have more in common than what divides us’. What happened Ange?

Thirty Six is clearly the magic number. A record-breaking £36 million donation to Reform announced last night from Ben Delo, the British-born and bred cryptocurrency billionaire, has been matched today by another donation for the same amount by Christopher Harborne, the British businessman and tech investor. The donations will be a massive shot in the arm for Farage’s party. It’s worth taking a moment to consider just what lengths Labour have gone to to try to stop this happening. They’re introducing a £100,000 annual cap on donations from people living overseas and a one-year waiting period before returnees can escape the cap, not to mention a moratorium on all political donations in cryptoassets.

You get two impressions of Britain at the moment. First, that nothing works. Second, that the state is not on the side of those who try to work for a living and generally do the right thing, but on the side of those who intend to ride on the backs of others and generally take the mick. Keir Starmer today leaves the country in a worse place on both counts. Let us take them in turn. People are understandably coming to the conclusion that they might as well not bother, and instead take the dole from the outstretched hand of the state Starmer did not cause the broken state but, as one of the bureaucracy’s chief princelings, he has done nothing to fix it.

It is hard not to grin. Our lawyerly soon-to-be-former Prime Minister, Mr Process, stands accused of, er, failing to follow the proper process. Olly Robbins was chief mandarin at the Foreign Office until he was unceremoniously thrown under the bus by Starmer in a panicked attempt to find a scapegoat for his disastrous decision to appoint Peter Mandelson to the country’s most senior ambassadorial role. Robbins has now applied to the High Court for a judicial review of Starmer’s decision to dismiss him. The sight of Sir Keir being hoisted by his own petard in his final week in office when he wants to be left alone to focus on booking his tickets to the World Cup final and unscrewing the lightbulbs from the Downing Street flat, is undeniably rather funny.