Satire

They provide a safe space for problematic individuals to ignore the teachings of social justice activists like myself

She must be removed from The Mandalorian

Many cisgender birthing units take umbrage at the use of progressive terminology which respects gender non-conforming individual

‘Eventually, even my cozy and culturally ethically sound living space no longer felt safe from the virus’

I believe that I qualify for reparations from the white man who has kept me down and prevented me from achieving my full potential

We should all buy J.K. Rowling ’ s new book and burn it

We are in the streets because we want a slight expansion of Medicare

Pretending to be black is a common side-effect of trauma

‘The Pink Shirts are now knocking on doors daily to ask if any Deplorables live there’

Anyone who drives a Prius is welcome to a bumper sticker

‘If you must swim, always wear a life vest, face mask and snorkel’

‘Only later, when the children are in bed, do we squabble in hushed tones about Joseph de Maistre or the Russian Civil War’

Twitter is NOTHING without me. Watch your profits tank. Witness your shareholders leaving in droves