The Matrix isn’t the only classic film secretly about the trans experience
The Red Pill is estrogen
Satire
Friday
Wednesday
Are we living in the golden age of political satire?
Late night hosts and comedians are hitting every slow, low Trump pitch over their plates out of the ballpark
Wednesday
Rich people are struggling during COVID, too
The average age in the Hamptons has to be well over 50 so the Hinge market was a disappointment
Thursday
white people, stop capitalizing on your skin color
AP’s decision has upset a lot of white people (or as I like to call them ‘racists’)
Sunday
Godfrey’s Race to Dinner
Your vanilla voice is not welcome. Your low-pigment opinions are invalid
Monday
Expelliarmus, J.K. Rowling!
‘Biology’ is as problematic as the dark arts
Wednesday
Godfrey’s drag queen story time
Do it for the children
Friday
Conservatives: stop appropriating cancel culture!
Offense archaeology is an ancient and respected tradition of my people
Thursday
Thank you, Ron Johnson!
No more will the tyranny of extra federal holidays threaten the United States
Friday
A message from the NYC tourist board: visit Nightmare City!
Courtesy of your guide Chadwick Moore
Jarvis’s guide to identity politics
It’s neat. It’s tidy. It makes sense
Tuesday
Escape from CHAZ
CHAZ is an oasis of acceptance amid a society hell bent on glorifying discrimination and prejudice
Friday
Harry Potter and the Trans-inclusive Wizarding School
Allow me to present an extract from my reimagining of Rowling’s now tarnished fantasy series
Tuesday
Imagine no police force
The complete removal of a police force is exactly the kind of thing John Lennon (who was tragically shot dead in 1980) would have been behind
Thursday
Why I support Greta Thunberg in her fight against COVID-19
As soon as the crisis is over, we can get back to wrecking the planet. I can’t wait
Wednesday
The ‘new normal’ in a time of coronavirus
With virtual reality we can not only visit London, New York and Paris, but make them better
Monday
An exclusive excerpt from the forthcoming Meghan Markle biography
As unearthed by Lisa Graves
Friday
A tale of three dogs
Like a star of the country & western stage, I write because my wife left me and took my dog
Thursday
A writer’s coronavirus diary
Imagine if you could date coronavirus itself. It seems exotic. Enigmatic. Worldly and cosmopolitan
Friday
Forget doctors and nurses, Madonna is the true hero of this pandemic
It’s times like this when you realize just how valuable celebrities are
