Joe Biden’s picks for the first female Veep
Cockburn noticed a small piece of paper by Biden’s elbow on his livestream yesterday — a list of names, written in a shaky hand
Satire
Thursday
Sunday
We need to verbally distance ourselves from Trump
Do NOT insert phrases like ‘China virus’ or ‘Chinese virus’ into your think-pieces
Monday
I fell out with my friend Chrysanthia over abortion
As a transwoman, the chance of me ever being able to have an abortion in my lifetime is slim
Friday
Dealing with a pandemic as a nonbinary person
It takes a lot more effort for someone like me to face this outbreak head-on as a genderflective cisneg agitator
Tuesday
Impeachment: the verdict of history
The 22nd century looks back on the last days of liberal democracy
Saturday
I’m every womxn
Thank you, Shell, for finally doing the right thing
Saturday
Intolerance is such a drag
What’s ‘inappropriate’ is the fact that this young girl didn’t slide even a one-dollar bill into that black drag queen’s hot pants
Wednesday
Diary of a Bloomberg staffer
Free booze, analytics and a team leader who might be Ghislaine Maxwell
Sunday
Minnesota doesn’t deserve Ilhan Omar
The majority of Trump-idolaters criticize Islam for not allowing women to choose who they wish to marry
Thursday
Twelve ideas for Democratic debate themes
AOC is right: a themed debate would be more entertaining
Friday
Happy Rape Culture Day
Valentine’s is another patriarchal holiday meant to goad us into accepting capitalism
Sunday
What stunts should we expect to see at future State of the Unions?
Five possible scenarios, each more likely than the last
Thursday
‘Literary Blackface’ is woke as hell
Imagine how excited the board members of Barnes and Noble and Penguin Random House must have been when they came up with this genius idea
Wednesday
How to write 2020’s Great American Novel
Or, the Manic Pixie Inclusive Totally Woke Dream Manuscript
Sunday
Speed-dating in Portland with Godfrey Elfwick
If you have a ‘type’ when it comes to matters of the heart, then your narrow-mindedness sickens me
Friday
Amazon Prime should be protected by the War Powers Act
Congress should protect the American people, our streams of commerce and two-day free shipping
Thursday
Alastair Stewart canceled himself
This is the age of Brexit and Trump, and racism and bigotry lurks around every corner, even when it doesn’t actually exist
Sunday
Transgender Monthly’s exclusive Joe Biden sit-down
As leaked to Chadwick Moore
Wednesday
All I dream of is becoming a tradwife
Perhaps other women belong in the Senate, but I belong in the kitchen
Tuesday
Laurence Fox made me go into hiding
I called the FBI but so far they have not called me back
