Typical English summer
‘... and my thanks to Boris Johnson, without whom...’
‘Sorry, I’ve already sold my soul to the Saudis.’
‘What a day.’
‘We’re here to claim Universal Basic Income.’
‘You’ve got balls – I like that in a woman.’
‘There must be someone who is interested in my unwanted sexual attention.’
‘He’s keen on protecting single sex spaces.’
‘Dad’s always been a strong supporter of inclusivity... he hates everyone, equally.’
‘They’ve all had work done!’
‘Oh Roger, you know how shellfish disagrees with me.’
‘We really hoped we’d be Tories by now.’
‘Gingerbread doesn’t appeal to the kiddies any more.’
‘Relax. Nowadays it’s all done by AI.’