What do we send instead of tweets?
‘The drawback to some of the stand up is when the material doesn’t!’
‘I might have been there. Let me check my photos.’
PEP talk
‘Congratulations! You’re not a witch after all.’
‘Maaate!’
‘Getting evacuated from anywhere nice this year?’
‘He’s ditched his new bird and gone back to an X.’
‘Finally, something concrete.’
‘The bank doesn’t understand me.’
‘I got the M25 down to a walking pace but nobody noticed.’
‘We have nothing in common. Our Instagram feeds are so different.’