To save energy
‘To save energy, we won’t be putting your name in lights.
More cartoons
Wednesday
Is there any chance you could spend some time there?
‘Now you’re working from home, is there any chance you could spend some time there?’
Wednesday
Relate
‘I’m sorry, but if one of you prefers Waitrose and the other M&S I just can’t see a way forward.’
No more for me
‘No more for me, I’m starting to feel smug.’
We could trawl the kingdom
‘We could trawl the kingdom for the foot that fits this glass slipper... or we could view the sex tape.’
Hold the front page!
‘Hold the front page!’
He can’t play
‘He can’t play – it’s triggering his fears about climate change.’
Me? I killed someone
World war 3
‘At least a thermonuclear bomb should warm things up a bit.’
I was only creating orders
‘I was only creating orders.’
We decided to stay together for the sake of the podcast
‘We decided to stay together for the sake of the podcast.’
We could earn this much being junior doctors
‘Do you know we could earn this much being junior doctors?’
Wednesday
January is a lousy time
‘January is a lousy time to give up alcohol.’
Just speeding up the compensation process
‘Just speeding up the compensation process.’
