‘Sorry chaps, the servants won’t work for us any more.’
‘Sorry chaps, the servants won’t work for us any more.’
‘Sorry chaps, the servants won’t work for us any more.’
‘How long do you think Keir Starmer can keep hanging by a thread?’
‘Look, he’s finally transitioning from lying down to sitting up.’
‘We need a more rigorous process for our public appointments.’
‘Bringing Peter Mandelson back from the dead was always going to end in disaster.’
‘I’d offer to drown our sorrows, but no one wants us in their pubs.’
‘I wouldn’t like to be in Keir Starmer’s predicament.’
‘It followed her to school one day, which was not against the rules as it was her support animal.’
‘...Then we just found ourselves in the wrong place at the wrong time.’
‘They want you to release all your messages.’
‘That must have been the strong winds!’
‘I don’t call it a comb-over, I prefer the phrase “hair system”.’
‘With your politics, you’re a natural fit for Reform.’