Whenever Kate comes out it cheers us all up
‘They ought to axe hereditary peers to ease House of Lords overcrowding.’
‘Watch this lack of space.’
‘It was a good idea to ask for an umbrella in your cocktail.’
‘Disappointing summer, isn’t it?’
‘He’s waiting for Labour to build more houses.’
‘I’m sorry Rishi, but the “ex-Tory prime minister after-dinner speech” market is saturated.’
‘We’ll have to tighten our green belts...’
‘It’s all Jacob does since he lost his seat’
‘I love American politics, it makes me feel young again.’
‘We want to do our bit to get Britain building.’
‘Tell me more about your time as a member of the proletariat.’
‘It’s all change now, Larry.’
‘That’s Sir Ed Davey’s seat.’
‘Can you identify as women?’
‘Apparently the fat lady sang her heart out on 4 July.’