No it’s not the prison, it’s the council offices
‘No it’s not the prison, it’s the council offices. They insist everything is done online these days.’
‘No it’s not the prison, it’s the council offices. They insist everything is done online these days.’
‘If I put my mind to it, I can boycott 500 literary festivals a day.’
‘I’m worried we’re not being annoying enough.’
‘We’re down to the last two Conservative voters – we could get them to breed but there isn’t time.’
‘At least there isn’t any sewage.’
‘It’s €5 to get in and €50 to get out’
‘I’m training Dad to vote Labour...’
‘For security reasons, what’s in it?’
‘No party has said a word about how they’re going to tackle the slug invasion.’
‘Oh no! We can’t burn them as they’ll produce harmful CO2.’
‘Are we attacking Starmer for being sleepy or woke?’
‘Now can I have one without your phones?’
‘Can you tell me what the money will be used for?’