Dad’s never been happier
‘Dad’s never been happier than since he found out about doomscrolling.’
More cartoons
Wednesday
He wants a seat at the table
‘He wants a seat at the table.’
Another Gen Z survey
It’s quite crowded in here
‘It’s quite crowded in here.’
HS2 bat tunnel
Wednesday
That’s by Ed Miliband
‘Oh, that’s by Ed Miliband.’
Just sitting back
‘Oh, just sitting back and letting algorithms do all the stock trading.’
It appeared in our account the minute the school started charging VAT on fees
‘It appeared in our account the minute the school started charging VAT on fees.’
They looked better on David Beckham
Useful idiot
‘But what if you turn into a useful idiot?’
Raise a few eyebrows
‘I want something that will raise a few eyebrows.’
Roses are red
‘Roses are red, violets are blue, I can simulate loving you.’
Assisted dying applications
It’s just us so this must be hell
‘It’s just us so this must be hell.’
Funny and happy
‘I want to be funny and happy.’
Divorcing you
It doesn’t provide any get out for Keir
‘Apparently it doesn’t provide any get out for Keir.’
I’m looking for a book the right size and weight to rest my laptop on in bed
‘I’m looking for a book the right size and weight to rest my laptop on in bed.’