Pass the hand sanitiser
‘Remind me, do you pass the hand sanitiser to the right or the left?’
More cartoons
Thursday
Why are we here?
‘Why are we here?’
Unconscious bias training
Yule turn
‘Relax, there’s bound to be a Yule turn.’
Police ID masks
Henry VIII and the matrimonial bed
Henry VIII and the matrimonial bed
Thursday
Visit the in-laws
‘I’m really worried we may be allowed to visit the in-laws.’
Internal monologue
I said it was time to stop treating the public like children
‘I said it was time to stop treating the public like children and got sent to the naughty step.’
Going on somewhere
‘We’re going on somewhere!’
50,000 cases a day
‘We’re down from 50,000 cases a day to two.’
Don’t snitch
‘Don’t snitch on them, dear – have a word with them first.’
I thought we’d made that rule particularly clear
‘I thought we’d made that rule particularly clear.’
Thursday
He’s self-isolating
‘He’s self-isolating until the Brexit negotiations are over.’
I know there isn’t a curfew
‘I know there isn’t a curfew. We just want you to leave.’
The new normal
‘Welcome to the new normal.’
Rule of six
‘At least it won’t affect the Lib Dem conference.’