Disrespect
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Thursday
Oh no! I completely forgot to be apathetic!
‘Oh no! I completely forgot to be apathetic!’
Nobody ever asks me about my mental health
‘Nobody ever asks me about my mental health.’
Out of touch
‘Isn’t it great being out of touch with ordinary people?’
Palace of Versailles
Facemask-to-facemask talks
‘At last we can meet for facemask-to-facemask talks.’
He should try turning it off and on again…
‘He should try turning it off and on again...’
We dropped the words
‘We dropped the words “For richer”...’
Bleak lives matter
Which inquiry are you looking forward to most?
‘Which inquiry are you looking forward to most?’
Remember when pets just went missing
‘Remember when pets just went missing?’
Line of Duty
‘I’m glad he wasn’t in Line of Duty. There would have been a riot.’
Thursday
Never more than six feet
‘They say you’re never more than six feet away from a chatty rat.’
I’ve missed having a nice cold beer
‘I’ve missed having a nice cold beer.’
Let’s play War
‘Let’s play War. I’ll be Chatty Rat and you be Foolish and Unethical.’
Do more stuff
‘So in conclusion we’ve decided that you need to do more stuff, but do it better. That’ll be £439 million please.’
He’s furious
‘He’s furious that reality won’t agree with him.’
Matter of fact
Matter-of-fact finding mission