Game, set and match
'Game, set and match Carrie Symonds'
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Thursday
My desk used to be lovely and unspoilt
‘My desk used to be lovely and unspoilt.’
Live sport
Stand in the corner and self-isolate
‘I was told to stand in the corner and self-isolate.’
Photos of the apple
‘It didn’t help that you took photos of the apple and posted them on Instagram.’
Rodin’s Plonker
Junk food ads
‘I hope you’re not looking at junk food ads again, young man!’
Peace in the Sausage War
‘Hurrah! It’s peace in the Sausage War!’
This office is bugged?
Wait... Are you telling me this office is bugged?
Classified defence document
‘You wait ages for a classified defence document, and then stacks of them come along at once.’
Thursday
Less Hassle
‘We’re going to space because it’s less hassle than going to Portugal.’
PM to tackle climate change
‘He’s willing to go the extra air mile.’
I’ve forgotten what we used to do with our freedom
‘I’ve forgotten what we used to do with our freedom.’
Boosterism Jab
‘The PM wants a boosterism jab developed by the autumn.’
Cladding
‘This isn’t cladding is it?’
Treehouse
‘Seriously? You want a treehouse?’
Chesham and Amersham by-election
‘Chesham and Amersham by-election…’
UK water shortage
… for ever and ever, lockdown without end, Amen.
'… for ever and ever, lockdown without end, Amen.’
What did you do in the office, Grandpa?
‘What did you do in the office, Grandpa?’