Can anyone drive a lorry?
‘We’ve renamed the women’s rights group.’
‘I’ve been offered £10,000 to change universities or £20,000 to become a lorry driver.’
‘I’m not joining the Garrick Club until they move with the times!’
‘I’ll bet you anything he’s addicted to gambling.’
‘Have you considered becoming a Covid test provider?’
‘Sounds like complete chaos back home.’
‘Our relationship has gone from bad to special’
‘This next game is called “Pin the blame on the donkey”.’
‘On the bright side, his old-fashioned views have died with him.’
‘I’m drinking to forget the last time I promised to give up drinking.’
Little Green Riding Hood
‘Much as I applaud your tree-planting initiative...’
‘I’m sure Andrew would fly to New York and clear his name if international travel wasn’t so difficult.’