Waving goodbye to the booze
More cartoons
Thursday
Thursday
Your blood pressure isn’t raised at all
‘Your blood pressure isn’t raised at all — what’s wrong with you?’
This little piggy got slaughtered
‘This little piggy got slaughtered, this little piggy got culled…’
We’ll move more quickly in the next pandemic
‘Rest assured, we’ll move more quickly in the next pandemic.’
I’m afraid due to staff shortages
‘I’m afraid due to staff shortages, no one will be asking is everything okay...’
Eco-protest
‘I’ve invented the eco-protest.’
Cut down on meat
I do enjoy group activities
‘I do enjoy group activities.’
Offset our carbon
‘Of course, we do offset our carbon.’
You can stop wearing a mask now
‘You can stop wearing a mask now.’
The doctor won’t see you now.
‘The doctor won’t see you now.’
Energy shortage nothing to do with me
‘He’s gaslighting us.’
Thursday
Party conference season
‘How many more seasons of this are there?’
No lights flashing
‘The following programme about the energy crisis contains no lights, flashing or otherwise.’
She couldn’t get on to Instagram for seven hours
‘She couldn’t get on to Instagram for seven hours.’
Eating street food
‘I’m fed up of always eating street food.’
Cancelling Christmas
‘Cancelling Christmas gets earlier every year.’
I’ve been evicted
‘I’ve been evicted.’
