You will soon go back to working at the office
‘I foresee you will soon go back to working at the office.’
More cartoons
Thursday
More fun than this
‘I thought the metaverse would be more fun than this.’
We’re having a “Bring your own boos” party
‘We’re having a “Bring your own boos” party.’
Operation red meat
‘Sausage rolls, lamb bites, beef crostini…’
Offensive label
‘That label could cause offence to a minority.’
Now Djokovic is above the law
‘Now Djokovic is above the law.’
Prince Andrew is no longer protected by the Queen
Thursday
It’s a cost of living it up crisis
‘It’s a cost of living it up crisis.’
I care about the environment
‘Of course I care about the environment, but in a Leonardo DiCaprio way’
Don’t bother to look cute
‘Don’t bother to look cute — look warm.’
Customer survey
Cut out the carbs
‘Cut out the carbs.’
Is this a meeting or a party?
i be dyslexic
‘Arrrrrr, sorry ladies, I be dyslexic.’
We’re having a bit of a don’t
‘We’re having a bit of a don’t.’
I just sold my entire back catalogue of songs
‘I just sold my entire back catalogue of songs for $185 million.’
What are you like at replacing cladding?
‘What are you like at replacing cladding?’
Same old gender
‘Yes we’re keeping well thanks. Same old gender.’
End of free lateral flow tests?
‘Ah well, we knew the good times couldn’t last forever.’
£50 says you’ll need to call the gamblers’ helpline
