It was expensive but worth it
‘It was expensive but worth it.’
More cartoons
Wednesday
Are you going to talk about football all night?
‘Are you going to talk about football all night?’
At last some airdropped aid
You can’t blame everything on climate change
‘No Dylan, you can’t blame everything on climate change.’
Internet isn’t down
‘It’s OK, the internet isn’t down – the government have just banned it.’
I see you call yourself a “great white”…
‘I see you call yourself a “great white”…’
What large hand luggage you have Grandma
Squeeze you in
‘I can squeeze you in but you’ll have to be out by eight.’
But Geoff’s lived experience says the facts are wrong
‘But Geoff’s lived experience says the facts are wrong.’
Look up
Wednesday
I’m going on holiday
‘I’m going on holiday so you’ll have to get an AI doctor to go on strike for me.’
Great news!
‘Great news! The country is going to the dogs!’
You can’t read it
‘You can’t read it – it’s covered by a superinjunction.’
After two successful marriages, I’m single again
‘After two successful marriages, I’m single again.’
Sexist abuse
‘What’s the matter with these people? Can’t they stick to sexist abuse?’
What’s this about Britishness meaning something to you?
‘What’s this about Britishness meaning something to you?’
I’m hoping someone will steal my phone
‘I’m hoping someone will steal my phone, so my parents buy me a new one.’
He wants to deny any connection to Donald Trump
‘It’s Jeffrey Epstein… he wants to deny any connection to Donald Trump.’