It’s a fight to the death
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Thursday
Cancer’s got Putin
‘Poor old Cancer’s got Putin.’
Turn off our gas
‘I wish the Russians would turn off our gas.’
Banx commons
Isn’t it lovely to spend so much time together?
‘Isn’t it lovely to spend so much time together?’
Thursday
Agree with him
‘For God’s sake, agree with him! He has a million followers on Twitter.’
Filthy pervert
‘No, you may not give me a lift to the polling station, you filthy pervert,’
They drain your energy at this age
‘They drain your energy at this age, don’t they?’
Putin wouldn’t dare do what?
‘Putin wouldn’t dare do what?’
Relax, it’s just Matt Hancock
‘Relax, it’s just Matt Hancock and Gina Coladangelo.’
I had a moment of madness
This conflict will last years
Old-fashioned Conservatives
‘Nice to see there are still some old-fashioned Conservatives in the house.’
We’re going to have to remove the whip, Tompkins
‘We’re going to have to remove the whip, Tompkins.’
I came into politics for the sex, drugs and rock ’n’ roll
‘I came into politics for the sex, drugs and rock ’n’ roll.’
S’funny, it sounds like a turtle suffocating on plastic
‘S’funny, it sounds like a turtle suffocating on plastic.’
Thursday
Make sure no one knows
‘On the internet, make sure no one knows you’re a woman.’
He’s applied to be sent to Rwanda
‘I see he’s applied to be sent to Rwanda.’
Cancel Netflix
‘I’ve had to cancel Netflix. Do you mind if we get straight down to the “chill”?’