Mind if I leave you on overnight?
‘I always said Rupert Murdoch and Jerry Hall made an unlikely couple.’
‘I expect you think I’m bonkers for taking money from Qatar.’
‘Oh look! He’s taking his first steps backwards.’
‘A suitcase? Certainly, Sir. Is it for wine or cash?’
‘Shouldn’t you be out catching criminals?’
‘Getting a dental appointment is like pulling teeth.’
‘Don’t get too excited… this one’s public anger.’
‘This is wrong on so many levels.’
‘They’re wallpapering over the cracks.’
Stagflation
‘This shadow cabinet is useless.’
‘It’s the beginning of The End.’
‘If you wish to swim competitively it’ll have to be in a separate category.’
‘The £100-a-tank tests have not started well.’
‘We need to work on this campaign literature.’
‘Whatever else, rewilding has ruined crop circles!’