Norman identifies as confused
‘Norman identifies as confused.’
‘Norman identifies as confused.’
‘Tax cuts... tax cuts...’
‘They don’t speak to me the way Boris did.’
‘One day, son, all this will be yours.’
‘Next, an anonymous caller who asks: “Can I get monkeypox from groping two men?”’
‘Never mix grain and grope.’
‘Chickenpox was last week. This is the monkeypox party.’
‘I’m more of a tank-half-full kind of guy.’
‘Max! You’re not in the House of Commons.’
‘Oh look! A bank.’
‘With the price of these strawberries, it feels like we’re really there.’
‘His classical reading habit’s been somewhat pertinent recently.’
‘When you promised me a treehouse I knew it would never happen.’
‘So, what makes you think we’ve been to Glastonbury?’
‘Pssst, I completely agree with you.’