‘You look nothing like your profile photo.’
‘You look nothing like your profile photo.’
More cartoons
Saturday
Cracker
One in one out
‘I’ve had to get rid of the naughty and nice lists, it was affecting mental health.’
‘I’ve had to get rid of the naughty and nice lists, it was affecting mental health.’
Friday
‘Isn’t it nice to have Daddy home for Christmas, even if it was an error?’
‘Isn’t it nice to have Daddy home for Christmas, even if it was an error?’
‘Oh, I don’t go to every house any more.’
‘Oh, I don’t go to every house any more.’
Migrant hotel
Is it possible to edit out the sprouts
Ozempic
Hallelujah! You have become a pregnant person!
‘Hallelujah! You have become a pregnant person!’
Bang goes our quiet Christmas
‘Bang goes our quiet Christmas.’
First floor
Gen ZZZZ
Wednesday
‘It’s undermining justice, deciding if I’m naughty or nice without a jury.’
‘It’s undermining justice, deciding if I’m naughty or nice without a jury.’
This bears no relation to independent forecasts
‘This bears no relation to independent forecasts.’
‘I’m afraid you’ve become wealthy.’
‘I’m afraid you’ve become wealthy.’
This black hole, Chancellor – is it in the room with us now?
‘This black hole, Chancellor – is it in the room with us now?’
