There’s a water shortage!
‘Don’t throw it away woman, there’s a water shortage!’
‘Don’t throw it away woman, there’s a water shortage!’
‘Fortunately Mr Putin is going to cut us off.’
‘It puts me off freedom of expression, to be honest.’
‘How much goes to men?’
‘He’s standing on my foot.’
Hosepipe ban lifted
‘What a life. We can’t even afford the second cheapest bottle.’
‘It’s like being in government but with more to do.’
‘I’m afraid I planted that story about me being away.’
‘The artificial lawn could do with vacuuming.’
‘Meteorological, political, military or financial?’