We’re in the school catchment area
‘Oh no! We’re in the school catchment area.’
More cartoons
Thursday
Too late
One for the price of three
‘Is it me – or are things getting worse?’
Not long now
Martin Lewis
Stockpiling energy
‘I’m stockpiling energy.’
The land of our dreams
‘We’re almost at the land of our dreams – I can smell the raw sewage.’
Autumn season clothes
I was wearing my bullock-proof vest
Thank god I was wearing my bullock-proof vest!’
More protein
‘Have you tried eating more protein? It will make you feel fuller for longer.’
Rights of passengers
‘I’m standing up for the rights of passengers – because there’s nowhere to sit down.’
Thursday
You’re through to NHS 111
‘Hello, you’re through to NHS 111...’
How to save money
‘We could always die.’
He’s off to sow his organic sprouted gluten-free oats
‘He’s off to sow his organic sprouted gluten-free oats.’
Driverless car
Recovery position
‘OK… open the gas bill.’
Price of staples
‘To help our customers, we are freezing the price of staples.’