Out-of-office email from the PM
‘I got an out-of-office email from the PM.’
‘I got an out-of-office email from the PM.’
‘This is a stick-up.’
‘Waiter, there’s a Van Gogh in my soup.’
‘Geoff will now talk to us about energy efficiency.’
‘I’m anti-growth.’
‘I’ll just test your blood pressure.’
‘Oh, I’m just at home trying to save energy.’
‘The King agreed not to come but he’s sent a representative.’
‘It’s to scare off the migrants.’
‘Will it be trick or treat?’
‘Your insulation is excellent. Now I’ll have a look at your home…’