Experiencing a high volume of calls
‘It was an awful afternoon. We follow each other on Instagram, Facebook and Twitter, so we had nothing left to talk about.’
‘Well, the lunatics are running it.’
‘Did the government deliver while I was out?’
‘Welcome to Manston for another year of “I’m an asylum seeker, get me out of here!”’
‘I predict an early eviction. It’ll be Hancock’s half hour.’
‘…for services to Trussonomics…’
‘Is it just me or are eras getting shorter these days?’