Self-identifying as female
‘I think you’ll find that you have to marry us because today I’m self-identifying as female.’
‘I think you’ll find that you have to marry us because today I’m self-identifying as female.’
‘I’m sorry, the yoga classes have been cancelled – we’re overstretched.’
‘Ah, the old bad cop, even worse cop routine.’
‘I know the feeling.’
‘Let’s hope he hasn’t got into bed with another publisher.’
Good cop bad cops
‘I won’t be doing any homework. I won’t want to be a scab...’
‘The public are demanding minimum service levels.’
‘I’ve booked Downing Street for the boozy launch party.’
‘I keep forgetting if I’ve misplaced classified documents.’
New traditional Scottish song
‘Move over – you’re bed-blocking!’
‘Pack it in you two! You’re not members of the royal family.’
‘I owned a woodburner.’