Wilbur

‘Ironically I’d just had a great idea about how to save the NHS.’

‘Now I’m definitely an anti-vaxxer.’

‘If Gary Lineker goes as well they’re in trouble.’

‘Personally, I’d never accept a gift of clothing’

‘This year, it’s a choice between heating and Oasis tickets.’

‘But the school will fine us if we take the kids away during term time.’

‘I’d pay £500 to never hear another word about the Oasis reunion.’

‘They’re copying our policy of blaming everything on the past.’

‘The news just gets more and more distressing.’

‘I’m hoping the government will nationalise this.’

‘The swine! We’ll have to overwinter here, in our Tuscany home.’