Steerpike

Steerpike

Steerpike is The Spectator's gossip columnist, serving up the latest tittle tattle from Westminster and beyond. Email tips to steerpike@spectator.co.uk or message @MrSteerpike

Tom Tugendhat’s criminal blunder

It’s fair to say that the punishment handed out to Huw Edwards has not gone down well. The disgraced BBC newsman was only given a suspended six-month sentence for child abuse image offences, meaning he avoids jail. He will also be placed on the sex offenders' register for seven years, and undergo rehabilitation. There has been a fierce backlash at the perceived leniency of the sentence. It's a pretty embarrassing mistake for a former Home Office minister to make In such circumstances, it was only a matter of time before someone tried to make political capital out of the trial. Tory leadership contender Tom Tugendhat has done just that, taking it upon himself to demand a review of this case.

David Lammy: Climate change a more ‘fundamental’ threat than terrorism

Back to the Foreign Secretary, who seems unable to keep himself out of the headlines these days. It transpires that as well as being rather gaffe-prone on the subject of international relations – having described Donald Trump in the past as a 'neo-Nazi sympathising sociopath' – David Lammy has today taken it upon himself to wax lyrical about the dangers of the climate crisis. In fact, the Foreign Secretary even appeared to imply that climate change is a more urgent threat than Vladimir Putin or, er, terrorism. Quite the comparisons to choose...

Starmer’s Frockgate saga rumbles on

Back to Westminster, where the Prime Minister is facing some rather uncomfortable questions about freebies received from top Labour donor Lord Alli. Last month, it emerged that Alli received a No. 10 pass after funding the PM’s wardrobe – before the Sunday Times revealed at the weekend that Lady Starmer had also been a beneficiary of Alli’s donations, but had not declared these in line with parliamentary directives. Rules for thee, but not for me... The Tories were quick to call for a 'robust' standards probe into the matter (which Downing Street announced yesterday would not be going ahead) but the 'Frockgate' saga continues to rumble on – in no small part thanks to numerous gaffes on the issue made by the PM's own ministers.

Diane Abbott: Keir Starmer treated me like a ‘non-person’

All is not well in the Labour party. Diane Abbott has launched an attack on the Prime Minister over his behaviour towards her during the Frank Hester racism row. The Labour MP for Hackney North has told the Beeb that she felt Sir Keir Starmer treated her like a 'non-person' following the Tory donor fallout, that her suspension from Labour was a 'move against me' and also revealed she had been offered a deal via a 'third party' to stand down ahead of the election. In March it emerged that a prominent Tory donor had told colleagues that looking at Abbott makes ‘you just want to hate all black women because she’s there’ and that ‘she should be shot’. Hester apologised for his 'rude' remarks, but denied charges of racism.

Starmer faces backlash over Meloni meeting

There’s trouble in Sir Keir’s Labour paradise, it seems, after the Prime Minister jetted off to Italy for a migration-focused meet-up with Giorgia Meloni. The PM is struggling to find a small boat-busting strategy; with over 800 migrants crossing the Channel to English shores on Saturday alone, Starmer has turned to his European allies for help. Meloni’s Italy has seen a rather large drop in small boat arrivals this year compared to last, with the help of a deterrent in the form of Albania – and the Labour leader is hoping to pick up some tips during his jaunt around Rome. Yet not everyone is particularly thrilled about the meeting… As Katy Balls wrote this morning, Starmer's trip has been met with howls of outrage from those on the left.

Lib Dem conference plunged into gender row storm

The Liberal Democrat party conference: surely a bastion of good old-fashioned free speech? Sadly not, it seems, given the storm which a single stall has provoked among activists down in Brighton.The party's leadership has now been accused of 'authoritarianism and intolerance' over a backlash to a campaign group prompting single-sex spaces. Liberal Voice for Women, has this week been given a stall in Brighton following legal advice after a ban at last year's conference. Yet the group has faced opposition from opponents of single-sex spaces, with transgender flags and posters being depicted all around them at neighbouring stands. And now the party's president Mark Pack has weighed in to suggest that he 'regretted' the group's presence.

Huw Edwards avoids jail time over child abuse images

To Westminster magistrates' court where Huw Edwards has this afternoon been handed a suspended jail sentence of six months imprisonment, suspended for two years after pleading guilty in July to making indecent images of children. The former TV star admitted to having 41 indecent images of children, which had been sent to him by another man on WhatsApp between 2020 and 2021. Edwards will also be put on the sex offenders' register for seven years. It transpires that the ex-Beeb man paid a student hundreds of pounds, and even gifted him a Christmas present, after he was sent indecent images of children.

Watch: Yvette Cooper’s awkward interview on Lady Starmer’s wardrobe

Sir Keir Starmer hasn't been in office three months yet and already the Labour government is mired in cronyism controversies. One of the issues currently dogging the Prime Minister involves a rather wealthy donor Lord Alli and, er, Starmer's wife. Last month, it emerged that Alli received a No. 10 pass after funding the PM's wardrobe. On Sunday, it transpired that Lady Starmer had been a beneficiary of Alli's donations too – but these had not been declared in line with parliamentary rules. Dear oh dear... While the PM may now face an investigation into the issue, the media skills of his ministers aren't doing him any favours.

Lib Dems take a swipe at JD Vance

Conference season has begun in earnest and the Lib Dems are having a whale of a time in Brighton. After their best results in a century, the party is in a bullish mood, with Sir Ed Davey even rocking up yesterday on a jet ski. The next James Bond perhaps? And it's in that spirit that the party has unveiled its latest merchandise, four months after their triumphs across the Blue Wall. The unofficial mascot for the party is now a cuddly Liberal Democrat cat, with items selling out on the first day of the Brighton conference. It's the latest anthropomorphism for a party leader after Paddy Ashdown's parrot, Charles Kennedy's duck and Nick Clegg's teddy bear.

David Lammy’s lamentable media round

If there's something bad and you're in a jam, who you gonna call? David Lammy! That's right, the flailing Foreign Secretary has been out this morning doing his damnedest to defend the indefensible. The Talleyrand of Tottenham had something of a sticky wicket, following the Sunday Times revelations about gifts for Keir Starmer's wife. And it seems poor old Lammy only made things worse in an interview with Trevor Phillips on Sky as he spun with all the skill of a man who once claimed Henry VII succeeded Henry VIII. Phillips put it to Lammy that it 'feels a bit odd' for the Prime Minister to allow a wealthy peer to purchase his wife's clothes.

Starmer facing ethics probe over undeclared gifts

Oh dear. It seems that the 'passes for glasses' row isn't going away any time soon. A month after it was revealed that Lord Alli had received a Downing Street pass after bankrolling Keir Starmer's wardrobe, today's Sunday Times contains a fresh development. Not content with dressing up the Prime Minister, it seems that Alli has also been kitting out his wife Victoria too. Perhaps he bought the couple matching outfits? Unfortunately for Sir Keir, while his clothes were declared in line with parliamentary rules on donations, the same cannot be said for those worn by his wife. The Sunday Times reports that the clothes were given to Lady Starmer before and after her husband entered Downing Street in July, with Labour HQ helping to organise the delivery of the goods for Lady Starmer.

Women’s committee chair struggles to define a woman

To the Women and Equalities Committee, to which Labour's Sarah Owen has been elected chair. The Labour MP for Luton North achieved a majority of 7,500 in the July election and now has a select committee chairmanship under her belt too. But not everyone is especially thrilled by the announcement – not least because Owen seems to have more than a little difficulty defining, er, a woman... The day after Owen was elected committee chair, the Luton North MP appeared on the BBC's Woman's Hour with Anita Rani. But when Rani got to the all-important question of what a women is, the chair of the Women and Equalities Committee struggled to answer.

Watch: Andy Haldane attacks Labour’s blackhole narrative

Sir Keir's Labour government hasn't been in power for long but already his administration is causing quite the stir. Pub owners have fears about Starmer's outdoor smoking ban, food companies are concerned about the junk food ad crackdown and, it turns out, everyone is rather down about Labour's '£22 billion blackhole' narrative. Chancellor Rachel Reeves has insisted since her party got into power that the conniving Conservative government hid the true scale of Britain's financial woes, and has used almost every opportunity available to her to harp on about it. But it seems as though the tactic has only weakened the public's trust in Sir Keir's lefty Labour lot...

Will the SNP ban Guinness glasses?

While Sir Keir Starmer is trying hard to ban fun, the Scottish National party is hot on his heels. Now it transpires that, er, pint glasses with logos are proving too offensive for the Nats – with a possible crackdown on the horizon. Priorities, priorities... The SNP government has, it emerged, ordered experts to investigate the impact of a ban on branded pint glasses, t-shirts and umbrellas in an attempt to get a handle on alcohol-related deaths – which in Scotland rose to a 15-year high of 1,277 mortalities in 2023. In a bid to cut the figures, SNP Health Secretary Neil Gray informed parliamentarians that Public Health Scotland will examine the effect, um, alcohol marketing has on the development of dangerous drinking habits.

Could Starmer face a smoking ban rebellion?

Oh dear. It appears that Sir Keir Starmer's own MPs are rather unhappy about the Prime Minister's proposed smoking ban that would see a crackdown in beer gardens and shisha bars – so much so that one has even tabled a motion to oppose it. Talk about trouble in paradise... It transpires that Mary Glindon, MP for Newcastle upon Tyne East and Wallsend, has launched a bid to fight back against Starmer's ban – warning that the move would be rather detrimental to the nighttime economy. Not that Labour's night czar hasn't done enough on that front already...

Ed Miliband’s Grangemouth hypocrisy

To Scotland, where the closure of the country's only oil refinery has been announced today. The site will shut next year – resulting in the loss of 400 jobs – after refining company Petroineos said it was unable to continue to compete with similar organisations around the world. With the news comes a wave of frustration across both Scotland and the UK. First Minister John Swinney has admitted he is 'deeply disappointed' by the development, while the leader of the Scottish Tories Douglas Ross has slammed the move as a 'devastating blow to the workforce'. Quite. And Sir Keir's Labour government has also expressed regret at the decision.

Policing minister’s purse stolen at conference about theft

Sir Keir's Labour government may be determined to deprive daily life of all fun, but there's still a little humour left in politics yet. Now it transpires that when the government's policing minister, Dame Diana Johnson, attended a meeting of senior police officers earlier this week, she, er, had her very own purse stolen. You couldn't make it up... The rather curious crime occurred on the very same day that the Labour government released prisoners early in a bid to get on top of overcrowding in jails – intensified by the sentences dished out to rioters that took to the streets last month. Addressing the policing conference on Tuesday, Johnson rather ironically lectured attendees about how the UK has been 'gripped by an epidemic of anti-social behaviour, theft and shoplifting'.

Scottish secretary takes jab at SNP’s foreign affairs fiasco

Tensions are brewing between Sir Keir Starmer's Labour lot and John Swinney's SNP north of the border. Now Scotland Secretary Ian Murray has hit out at the Nats, urging the Scottish government to ditch their cack-handed foreign affairs efforts and focus on Scotland's domestic issues instead. It's not like they've already had almost two decades to get started on this, eh? Murray blasted the SNP government over its financial woes, saying its difficulties were 'because of the choices [it has] made and [it] should be prioritising the things that are the top priority for the Scottish people'.

Mick Lynch blasted for ‘bonkers’ pro-Palestine comments

To the Trades Union Congress conference, where Mick Lynch is once again at the centre of political controversy. The RMT union boss took to the stage at a pro-Palestine fringe event to first berate the decisions of Foreign Secretary David Lammy before appearing to compare Israel's treatment of Palestinians to the, um, slave trade. Good heavens... Last week, Lammy suspended 30 of 350 arms licences to Israel – prompting ex-PM Boris Johnson to question whether the Foreign Secretary was 'abandoning Israel' while Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu slammed the move as 'shameful'. The decision was branded an 'attempt to satisfy certain wings of the Labour movement' by shadow foreign secretary Andrew Mitchell, but it seems Lammy's approach hasn't exactly worked.