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Sue Gray may have moved on, but Sir Keir Starmer's freebie headache isn't going anywhere. Now former prime minister Boris Johnson has lashed out at the Labour PM over his decision to accept gifts clothing, hospitality and glasses – adding that Starmer must be 'worth a bob or two' due to his prestigious legal career. Indeed... It transpired over the last few weeks that Sir Keir has claimed £107,000 in donations since December 2019, including £4,000 of, er, Taylor Swift tickets. It was hardly a Cruel Summer for Starmer, eh? The Prime Minister eventually paid back over £6,000 worth of hospitality – but even that has not managed to squash the story, and Johnson's latest intervention won't help matters much.

Who remembers Natalie Bennett, the Aussie-accented eco-warrior whose car crash interviews briefly enlivened the 2015 election campaign? The onetime Green leader has since been installed as one of our great unelected masters in the House of Lords. But it seems that all that the institutional knowledge there has not yet rubbed off on Bennett, who continues to suffer a chronic case of foot-in-mouth syndrome. Many such cases... In her never-ending quest to make life worse for the British people, Bennett has found a new scourge on which to direct her ire: strawberries. Yes, that's right, apparently growing the popular red fruit in colder months is killing the planet and must be banned immediately. Talk about priorities eh?

Another one bites the dust. Now Sue Gray has resigned from her top job as Sir Keir Starmer's chief of staff, taking on an 'advisory' position while Labour campaign guru Morgan McSweeney moves into her role. The move follows weeks of bad briefings about Gray – from claims the Starmer staffer had 'subverted' Cabinet over Casement Park, refused to get paid less than the PM and was not seeing eye to eye with McSweeney himself. The drama never quite seemed to end. So much for serious government, eh? Certainly those commentators who gloated about Sir Keir's Labour welcoming in a new age of mature politics must be feeling red-faced now. Mr S thought it would be useful to take a look at who exactly might want to swallow their words...

Back to the Tory leadership contest which is gathering pace post-conference season. In a matter of days, MPs will cast their votes to leave just two contenders in the race, before the membership gets its say. But there is consternation about the final two among the Holyrood group – which only appointed a new leader itself last week – after growing frustration about some of the frontrunners having snubbed Scotland. How very interesting. Half of the Scottish Tory crowd – which only appointed a new leader itself last week – have publicly thrown their weight behind Tom Tugendhat, who has the backing of 16 of the party's 31 MSPs.

There was national outrage this morning at the news that Sir Keir's Labour has decided to cede sovereignty of the Chagos Islands to Mauritius – but perhaps Brits shouldn't be so shocked by Starmer's move. It transpires that the Prime Minister is friends with Philippe Sands KC, who also happens to be Mauritius' chief legal adviser – and a longtime campaigner for the country to control the land. How very curious... As revealed by Guido Fawkes, Sands has slaved away in international courts to successfully convince the lefty lot to give away the strategically important cluster of islands in the Indian Ocean.

Dear oh dear. It now transpires that Lord Alli is under investigation by the Lords Commissioner – with the millionaire businessman being looked into over 'alleged non-registration of interests' with concerns the Labour donor may have breached the Lords code of conduct. How curious... The donor – who funded workwear for the Prime Minister and his wife, paid for expensive glasses for Sir Keir Starmer and even provided luxury accommodation worth over £20,000 to the Labour leader – is being investigated over 'alleged non-registration of interests leading to potential breaches of paragraphs 14(a) and 17 of the thirteenth edition of the Code of Conduct for Members of the House of Lords'.