Steerpike

Steerpike

Steerpike is The Spectator's gossip columnist, serving up the latest tittle tattle from Westminster and beyond. Email tips to steerpike@spectator.co.uk or message @MrSteerpike

Michael Gove finds his Game of Thrones ‘soulmate’

One of the least popular MPs in the Conservative Party at the moment has to be Michael Gove. As the attempt to oust the PM gained pace late last week, Gove disappeared for the day, annoying those who wished him to remain loyal to May, and then refused to resign, annoying those who wished to see her go. In short, angering everybody, and pleasing no one. Such unpopularity would undoubtably cause a bout of introspection in the environment secretary, which may explain why he took a quiz today to determine which character from the popular TV show Game of Thrones was his 'soulmate'. Less clear is why he shared the result on social media: https://twitter.

Watch: Clive Lewis misbehaves in the Commons

Clive Lewis is no stranger to controversy. The Labour MP was forced to apologise last year after he was caught on camera telling someone to 'get on your knees b****'. Now, Lewis has surpassed himself, by appearing to pretend to shoot himself while sitting on the Labour frontbench in the House of Commons. The Corbynista MP vented his frustration after his party colleague Anneliese Dodds was interrupted by a Tory MP making an intervention during a debate. Mr S wonders whether another Clive Lewis apology might be on the cards...

Nadine Dorries defends the Tories’ botched coup

It's been a rough start to the week for Brexiteers in the ERG, as they failed to reach 48 no confidence letters over the weekend, and are now being forced to explain why their coup (sorry, 'democratic process within the Conservative party') against Theresa May has been such a disaster. It was Nadine Dorries' turn this afternoon to spin the unspinable, as she bravely attempted on Politics Live to portray the disastrous attempt as somehow positive. When presented with the Telegraph headline: 'Plotters fail to light the fuse', Dorries' reply that 'No, it's a burning fuse' was a little unconvincing.

Watch: Jacob Rees-Mogg rebukes reporter over Brexit ‘coup’

The Brexit bunch's bid to oust Theresa May has fallen rather flat, at least for the time being. Having failed to muster enough letters to force a vote of no confidence in the Prime Minister, the European Research Group now appears to be desperately backtracking. Jacob Rees-Mogg, who enjoyed the limelight at an impromptu press conference outside Parliament last week when a vote appeared to be imminent, seemed somewhat more shy this morning when he was asked about the attempt to bring down the PM – rebuking a reporter for calling it a 'coup': 'Coup is entirely the wrong word. Indeed it is a rather silly word. This overegged language is rather damaging to political debate.

Labour snatch defeat from the jaws of victory

Oh dear. Theresa May's confidence and supply agreement with the DUP is on very thin ice – if not already dead – after the party's MPs abstained on a range of amendments to the finance bill and even voted en masse for a Labour amendment. This is in breach of the party's deal with the Conservatives – the row has been triggered by May's Brexit deal. However, it's not just May who has been caused a headache by last night's Commons antics. The DUP voted for a Labour amendment to the finance bill calling on the Treasury to produce impact assessments of the budget on inequality and child poverty. Yet somehow it didn't pass – the government still won by five votes. The reason? A number of Labour MPs were absent for the vote including one Jeremy Corbyn.

ERG plotters fail to meet the bar

Speaking on the Today programme this morning, Simon Clarke – the Tory Brexiteer who has filed a letter of 'no confidence' in the Prime Minister – declared that 'this is the day we stand at the bar of history'. Clarke and his fellow Brexiteer plotters said that the full 48 letters required to trigger a confidence vote were imminent: 'this day must be the point at which ... action is taken'. Alas it seems today is not the day after all - the ERG plotters have failed to meet the bar. As Isabel reports on Coffee House, Tory Brexiteers are now briefing out that they are giving May time to consider – rather than firing off the final few letters. A kind reprieve from the ERG – or are they just saving face after several weeks of dodgy arithmetic?

May’s Brexit deal: 40 rebuttals to Downing Street’s 40 rebuttals

Is a deal better than no deal? After Mr S attempted to answer that question over the weekend by publishing 40 horrors lurking in the small print of Theresa May’s Brexit deal, No. 10 got in touch with 40 rebuttals to Steerpike's 40 horrors. Still with us? Well, episode three of this series is finally here. Mr S thanks 10 Downing Street for conceding many of the 40 points on the Withdrawal Agreement, and for engaging in all of them. In the spirit of friendly discussion, here are all 40 of Steerpike's responses. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- First, a note on ambiguity: In its rebuttals, No10 accepts ambiguity over how the document might be interpreted - which, in this case, is crucial.

Watch: Graham Brady – I haven’t received 48 letters yet

It's the question that's on everyone's lips in Westminster this week: how many letters of no confidence have been sent to the chairman of the 1922 committee, Graham Brady? Only Brady knows how many letters there are, and he's committed to not revealing to anybody (including his wife) what the running total is. This morning Brady did confirm, however, that there are not currently 48 letters in: https://twitter.com/kevfitz21/status/1064126944344715266 But it appears that it's not only Westminster hacks who are pestering Brady for information about the Brexit rebellion.

Watch: Corbyn’s Brexit befuddlement

Since he became leader in 2015, Jeremy Corbyn has not exactly cultivated a sense that he's top of any political situation. But he reached new heights of incompetence when he was interviewed on Sky this morning. The Labour leader was asked by Sophy Ridge if he'd actually read the Prime Minister's draft Withdrawal Agreement which was released four days ago, and which he now says does not meet the needs of the country. Unsurprisingly, Corbyn had to admit that he had not found the time (no doubt he's been busy at the allotment), admitting: 'I've read a lot of it, not every last word' https://twitter.com/RidgeOnSunday/status/1064084581433905153 He was then asked an altogether simpler question: which way would he vote if there was a second Brexit referendum?

Til Brexit do us part

Brexit is one of the most divisive issues in the UK – splitting friends, family and all the main political parties along Leave and Remain lines. But if you think you've had some bruising arguments about Brexit these past two years, spare a thought for one particularly political household. Chief Brexiteer Andrea Jenkyns has been a vocal supporter of (a) Standingup4Brexit (b) deposing Theresa May since July. The Conservative MP was among the first to openly call for May to go – using a memorable PMQs to accuse her of adopting a Remain strategy: https://twitter.com/andreajenkyns/status/1062804247362891776 At the other end of the spectrum is Jenkyn's husband Jack Lopresti – the pair have a son nicknamed Brexit Clifford.

The top 40 horrors lurking in the small print of Theresa May’s Brexit deal | 17 November 2018

This week, Theresa May's government teetered on the point of collapse over her proposed Brexit deal. The withdrawal agreement between the UK and Brussels led to Dominic Raab and Esther McVey resigning in protest. However, May's remaining ministers have since attempted to rally around her at least in the short term. Speaking on Friday, Liam Fox – the International Trade Secretary – gave a speech in which he declared 'a deal is better than no deal'. This is rather different to May's old claim that 'no deal is better than a bad deal'. So, is Fox right? Mr S thought it best to let readers decide for themselves. In theory, Britain is leaving the EU on 29 March 2019. But the legal small print, published by Brussels, shows what this means.

Watch: Theresa May taken to task on LBC phone in

Theresa May has just been doing her best to sell her Brexit plan to voters. But the Prime Minister's pitch didn't go down well with those calling into LBC. The PM's first call came from a Tory councillor who urged her to stand down and let someone else negotiate with the European Union. And she finished off her half-hour stint by being compared to Neville Chamberlain: 'Do you consider yourself the modern day Chamberlain, who also went to Europe and negotiated with a foreign power and came back as having appeased that foreign power and not having stood up for our country?' Mr S. thinks it is safe to say that things could have gone better...

Has Nigel Farage actually read the ‘worst deal in history’?

Nigel Farage was back on the airwaves today, and somewhat unsurprisingly, he was not a fan of Theresa May's Brexit proposal. So much does he hate it in fact, that he told viewers: 'There's only one thing to do, when this, the worst deal in history, and that is to put it in the bin. A strong opinion. But had he actually read the 'worst deal in history' he professed to hate so much? Asked by the BBC, Farage had to admit that he hadn't yet found the time: 'Well I've read some of it, and my lawyers read all 585 pages and the more I learn, the less I like it.' But have you read the whole document? 'No, I could take three days off and so I suppose.' Well, to be fair him, it can be hard these days to find the time.

Listen: Rory Stewart’s fake news on Theresa May’s Brexit deal

Theresa May's supporters are resorting to some desperate measures to try and salvage the Prime Minister's Brexit deal. Step forward, Rory Stewart. The prisons minister claimed just now on BBC 5 Live that 80 per cent of the British public support the deal. The only problem? He was making that number up. Stewart was quickly called out on his numbers; here's what he said: 'I am producing a number to try and illustrate what I believe...obviously this is not coming from an opinion poll.' Mr S. isn't sure that this is the best way of winning support for the PM...

Blue on blue Brexit warfare breaks out in the Tory party

My my. Tensions are flaring across this Conservative Party this morning, as the Tories tears themselves apart over Theresa May's Brexit deal with the European Union. Scottish secretary David Mundell, who has come out in support of Theresa May's deal, was being interviewed on ITV news this afternoon, and didn't exactly pull his punches when it came to his recently departed colleague Dominic Raab. When asked about Raab's view that May's deal was a real threat to the integrity of the United Kingdom, Mundell replied: 'I'm not taking lessons on standing up for the United Kingdom from carpet baggers.' https://twitter.com/ITVBorderRB/status/1063036232568061952 The gloves are coming off. And it isn't only Mundell who is turning on his Tory colleagues.

Watch: Jacob Rees-Mogg’s withering verdict on May’s Brexit deal

Only a handful of MPs have spoken up in support of Theresa May's Brexit deal in the Commons. But the criticism from a certain Tory backbencher will worry her more than most. Jacob Rees-Mogg took to his feet in the Commons to ask why he shouldn't now hand in a letter of no confidence in the Prime Minister. Here's what he said: 'My right honourable friend – and she is unquestionably honourable – said we would leave the customs union. Annex two says otherwise. My right honourable friend said that she would maintain the integrity of the United Kingdom. A whole protocol says otherwise. My right honourable friend said that we would be out of the jurisdiction of the European Court of Justice. Article 174 says otherwise.

Watch: Theresa May’s ‘smooth exit’ mocked by MPs

If you think performing stand-up sounds like your worst nightmare, imagine standing in front of several hundred hostile MPs while your government falls apart. Such is Theresa May's lot as she currently gives a statement to parliament about her Brexit deal. Fortunately for the PM, her speech provided no short of laughs, especially with this killer line: 'It is a draft treaty that means we will leave the EU in a smooth and orderly way on the 19 March 2019.' https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uy31fzjYO7w Perhaps a career in stand-up beckons after all...

Brexit resignations: live updates

It's been a busy morning in Westminster, with ministers fleeing from Theresa May's government like rats from a sinking ship. Fear not though, Mr S is on hand to help keep you keep track. Keep an eye on this post, it will be updated throughout the day as the resignations keep on rolling in.