Steerpike

Steerpike

Steerpike is The Spectator's gossip columnist, serving up the latest tittle tattle from Westminster and beyond. Email tips to steerpike@spectator.co.uk or message @MrSteerpike

Watch: Jacob Rees-Mogg lays into Nick Boles

For the first time in living memory, MPs seized control of the parliamentary timetable today, in order to hold a series of indicative votes to work out parliament's preferred Brexit outcome. As expected, the constitutional upheaval precipitated by Oliver Letwin has provoked a fair amount of controversy in the House of Commons, with MPs opposing the move pointing out that if the Letwinites were not happy with the way the government was handling Brexit, they ought to  trigger a no-confidence vote in the Prime Minister. But the debate turned into something resembling a public school squabble this afternoon when Tory MPs Jacob Rees-Mogg and Nick Boles squared off in the Chamber.

Revealed: How Jeremy Corbyn is ‘training for power’

Tories beware – Jeremy Corbyn is in 'training for power'. But the Labour leader isn't readying himself for Downing Street by ensuring his party finally makes up its mind on Brexit. Instead, he is going on long runs, according to a Corbynista fan site with close links to the Labour leader's office. Skwawkbox reports that Jez 'has been preparing for the demands of office with regular 15 kilometer runs'. [caption id="attachment_10269852" align="alignnone" width="343"] Skwawkbox reveals Jeremy Corbyn's fitness regime[/caption] According to the site, 'Corbyn’s training regime reflects his readiness for Downing Street and Labour’s determination to get there'. Corbyn's Labour party has sometimes been likened to a cult.

Ed Vaizey splits the vote on Letwin’s amendment

After the chaos in the voting lobbies two weeks ago, when ministers claimed to not know they’d rebelled against the government, the Conservative whips were taking no chances ahead of yesterday’s crunch vote. MPs were warned early on which motions they should support, and as soon as Oliver Letwin’s amendment was passed, a quick-fire email whipped round reminding Tories of their responsibilities. But even if the whips were on top of things this time, it appears that some MPs were still struggling to keep up. When it came to the vote on Letwin's amendment, it seems that backbencher Ed Vaizey intended to rebel against the government, but accidentally went through the wrong voting lobby and ended up supporting their motion anyway.

Watch: Oliver Letwin called the ‘jobbing prime minister’

This evening MPs voted to take back control, as they backed an amendment tabled by Oliver Letwin to seize control of the parliamentary timetable on Wednesday in order to hold a series of indicative Brexit votes. And while some in the Chamber were clearly happy to see parliament flex its muscles against the government, others were far less impressed to find Letwin suddenly in charge of the Brexit negotiations. Shortly after the motion passed which put into place the indicative vote plan, Tory MP David TC Davies stood up say: 'I don't wish to pay tribute to the honourable member for West Dorset [Oliver Letwin], but since he now since to have installed himself as a kind of jobbing prime minister, could you tell me Mr Speaker how it is that we hold him to account in this house?

Why can’t the New York Times stand Brexit?

It seems that the editors of the New York Times will print any nonsense about Britain — the British live on mutton and oatmeal! — so long as it confirms their prejudices about Brexit. ‘With nothing meaningful to say about our future, we’ve retreated into the falsehoods of the past, painting over the absence of certainty at our core with a whitewash of poisonous nostalgia,’ Sam Byers wrote on Saturday. The British, who are in fact more tolerant of immigration than any other European people, are supposedly ‘poisoned’ by ‘colonial arrogance’ and ‘dreamy jingoism’. Britain, whose stock market carries more trades per day than Wall Street, is somehow a ‘backwater’.

Revealed: No. 10 leak shows how May could delay Brexit without Parliament’s approval

Ever since MPs first voted to trigger Article 50 everyone has been told that Britain, by law, will be leaving the EU on 29 March. And if that date was ever to change, then Parliament would have to vote for it to change. That's the British constitution which can be summed up in eight words: 'What the Queen-in-Parliament enacts is law.' As the Supreme Court debacle reminded us, only Parliament can change laws that Parliament makes.  So unless Parliament can approve a new Brexit plan, then we leave on Friday next week. Only this week it all got a bit complicated. After the Prime Minister sought an Article 50 extension in Brussels this week, EU leaders offered her two options: 1. For Article 50 to be extended until May 22 on the condition May passes her deal 2.

The Renew party fails to build bridges in Newport, Wales

In these divided times the politics of centrist parties is all about building connections and crossing divides, so what better flyer design for a by-election in Newport, Wales than a local bridge? Unfortunately for the anti-Brexit Renew party, the bridge they chose for their election flyer was the Claiborne Pell Bridge in Newport... Rhode Island, USA: Realising their mistake, the flyer was quickly corrected by Renew, but it's hardly a great look for a party trying to shake off its middle-class, London-centric image. The party are trying to win a seat in Newport West, which voted leave, and is holding a by-election following the death of Paul Flynn.

Boris Johnson’s fox-hunting enthusiast donor

With Theresa May's premiership on the ropes, there's an expectation of a Tory leadership contest later this year. It follows that Conservative heavyweights are currently working their hardest to lay the groundwork for a future campaign. In that vein, the latest register of interests shows that rivals Boris Johnson, Dominic Raab, Amber Rudd and Michael Gove are among the Tories to get recent donations which could prove helpful in the months to come. However, there is one donation that Mr S suspects could come back to haunt its recipient. Boris Johnson has been given a donation of £16,000 by Johan Christofferson. Christofferson is a hedge fund manager with a history of fox hunting – as a one time master of a fox hunt in the Isle of Wight.

Watch: fireworks in the Chamber between Bercow and Leadsom

Oh dear, it seems as if the pressure placed on John Bercow after he blocked a third meaningful vote on May's Brexit deal, may have gotten to the Speaker's head as of late. In the Chamber today, Bercow appeared visibly angry when he apparently spied an MP behaving in a partisan way, and launched into this tirade against them: 'Let's grow up. Do grow up. For goodness sake, this is not a matter of party political hackery. Let's have some seriousness of purpose and mutual respect... For goodness sake, let's raise the level.' This in turn prompted Bercow's arch-rival, the leader of the house Andrea Leadsom, to respond that she thought: 'Mr Speaker may I just say that your response does not raise the level. But I'll leave it there.

Angela Merkel left baffled by parliamentary procedure 

It’s not just the government who have been caught by surprise at Bercow’s vote announcement yesterday, it raised eyebrows in Germany too. The German Chancellor Angela Merkel admitted this morning 'I must confess I was not familiar with the rules of order of the British parliament from the 17th century'. Of course, Mr S, a well known expert on Jacobean constitutional conventions, saw it coming a mile off. But Mr S can’t help wondering how different the Withdrawal Agreement could have been had EU leaders known that without, in the Speaker’s words, 'substantial' changes, the deal wouldn’t be voted on at all.

Jeremy Corbyn reveals all at the British Kebab Awards

As Westminster descended into chaos last night, with the Speaker’s announcement that he would block Theresa May’s meaningful vote, and with only eleven days until Brexit, where else would politicos be except the British Kebab Awards – which celebrate all that is good about the humble kebab shop. There was a serious moment at the event, with a minute’s silence held for the victims of the Christchurch attack. And some important polling information was divulged, as Kebab Award founder İbrahim Doğuş announced that your average kebab eater is a Remainer and votes Labour.

Watch: John Bercow lays into Andrea Leadsom

Today, the Speaker John Bercow dealt a harsh blow to the government's Brexit strategy after announcing that he would block a third vote on Theresa May's withdrawal agreement, unless it changed in a substantial way. Not content though with just one attack on the government, the Speaker also found time to launch a dig at his favourite rival in the House of Commons: Andrea Leadsom.

Watch: Fiona Onasanya pleads her innocence

Where is Fiona Onasanya, and will she fight to remain as an MP? This has been the question on everyone's lips ever since the courts rejected the former Labour MP's appeal against conviction for perverting the course of justice. Onasanya has been spotted in the voting lobbies since the decision -- possibly becoming the first ever MP to vote with an electronic tag round her ankle -- but has remained entirely silent about whether she would fight the petition, and vow to continue to represent Peterborough as an MP. Now it seems she has come out of hiding.

Is Theresa May being removed?

Only last night, it was reported that Tory rebels - including a former cabinet minister - were refusing to back May’s Brexit deal unless she promised to resign.  Well it seems like they may have moved up their schedule. This morning, a removal van was spotted parked at the back of 10 Downing Street: [embed]https://twitter.

Watch: Donald Trump shoots down Leo Varadkar’s trade deal pitch

Leo Varadkar is meeting Donald Trump today but the Irish Taoiseach's bid to drum up a trade deal between the EU and the United States has just backfired spectacularly. In their televised chat in the Oval Office, Varadkar told Trump: 'I look forward to talking to you...about trade, and how much I would like to see a trade deal done between the US and the EU. We've done one with Japan, we've done one with Canada - we'd love to strike a deal with the US, too.' But Trump was not impressed: 'OK, well we'll see, because the EU, as you know, has been very tough to deal with, and frankly it has been very one sided for many, many years. So we're changing that around. And we're starting to get somewhere and if we don't we'll win anyway.' Oh dear...

Scott Mann’s Ministry of Good Ideas

The Conservative MP, Scott Mann, was widely mocked this morning, after he suggested that Britain's knife-crime epidemic could be solved by putting a GPS tracker inside every single knife in the UK: https://twitter.com/scottmann4NC/status/1106128906480951296 Quite quickly, it was pointed out that there might be a slight flaw in the MP for North Cornwall's plan: there are a lot of knives in the UK, and a lot of them are used for things other than stabbing people. Happily, his colleague and fellow MP Johnny Mercer was on hand to help today, and headed to Mann's office, newly dubbed the 'Ministry of Good Ideas' to see what the general public thought of his inspired policy idea. Watch here: https://twitter.

Watch: Chris Grayling joins the Cabinet rebels

After abstaining on a vote against no deal yesterday evening, the three Cabinet ministers who defied the whip: Amber Rudd,  Greg Clark and David Gauke seemed to be enjoying their newfound notoriety, as they walked to an impromptu Cabinet meeting this afternoon in Number 10. The trio rocked up to the meeting as a bunch in a display of strength, solidarity, and no doubt hoping to be snapped by the waiting press photographers. But the group seemed far less prepared to be joined by transport minister Chris Grayling, who bumped into them as they strolled down Downing Street on their way to the meeting. The unwieldy foursome ended up walking awkwardly together in relative silence, spoiling any photo opportunities the rebels may have been hoping for.

Mark Francois: I was in the army, I wasn’t trained to lose

Following the government's defeat on a motion ruling out no deal, Brexiteer MPs in the Tory party will be asking themselves one key question this evening: if Brexit might not happen at all, should I support May's deal? The issue already appears to have split some of the Brexiteers in parliament, with MPs such as former Brexit secretary David Davis swinging behind May's agreement, while ERG chairman Steve Baker has said he'll continue to vote it down. One parliamentarian who doesn't like he's going to budge though is Brexiteer and ERG member Mark Francois. Speaking to Sky news presenter Beth Rigby following the vote against no deal, Francois was asked: 'I don't understand: why you don't just take her deal and bank the win?

Tory MP: Brexit mess is like a ‘cat’s arse’

What's the best way to describe Britain's current Brexit situation? 'Mess' and 'disaster' probably spring to mind. But Mr S would also find it hard to disagree with the verdict of Trudy Harrison. The Tory MP delivered this verdict: 'We were just discussing in my office how we would describe the current situation, and using good old Cumbrian terminology we were really torn between whether it's a pig's ear, a dog's dinner or a cat's arse' Perhaps all three?

Watch: Steve Baker’s catastrophic Brexit interview

Tonight MPs will have their say on whether Britain should leave the EU without a deal. The views of Tory Brexiteer Steve Baker on the subject are unlikely to come as much of a surprise. Baker thinks that taking no deal 'off the table' would be a 'really catastrophic negotiating error'. But Mr S. couldn't help but notice Baker's objection to the word 'catastrophe' in the same interview with ITV. Just moments later, Baker had this to say: 'Catastrophe is a word that should be reserved for genuine loss of life. No politician should use it.'   https://twitter.com/DanielHewittITV/status/1105875603163627520?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw Perhaps it is time for Baker to take his own advice on board...