Steerpike

Steerpike

Steerpike is The Spectator's gossip columnist, serving up the latest tittle tattle from Westminster and beyond. Email tips to steerpike@spectator.co.uk or message @MrSteerpike

‘Apartheid’ posters appear in Starmer’s seat

Away from the gun-toting, field-romping antics of the dilettante Duke of Sussex, normal politics carries on as usual. And this weekend will see the first in-person Jewish Labour conference since 2018. Much has changed since then, when the party's antisemitism crisis was at its height. Chair Mike Katz reflected in Jewish News how, back then, the group was 'marginalised and ostracised by the Labour establishment under Jeremy Corbyn' but that 'the difference in our experience under Labour leader Keir Starmer is like night and day... he has acted to demonstrate zero tolerance of antisemitism.' Indeed, Sir Keir has been vocal on the issue, apologising to the Jewish Chronicle for the harm caused to Jews while he was a member of Corbyn's Shadow Cabinet.

Does Harry’s own ghostwriter dislike him?

You really have to wonder what Harry and Meghan, hunkered down in their Montecito wellness bunker, currently make of the reaction to Harry’s memoir Spare, which has been leaked to the world over the past few days. So far the book has made headlines for Prince Harry’s tales about losing his virginity in a field next to a pub (and being subsequently slapped on the rear by the older woman), his frostbitten penis, talking to a bin after taking magic mushrooms and a scrap with his brother that led to him falling on a dogbowl and breaking his favourite necklace. Mr S gets the impression that this isn’t quite the dignified, progressive image of a rival King and Queen across the water that Meghan has been aiming for with her insufferable Archetypes podcast.

Five times Harry invaded other people’s privacy

'It never needed to be this way,' sighs Prince Harry in the trailer for his forthcoming ITV interview: 'the leaking and the planting... I want a family not an institution.' The Duke has long-despised the meddling machinations of Fleet Street's finest, telling Andrew Marr in 2016 that: Everyone has a right to privacy. Sadly that line between public and private life is almost non-existent any more. We will continue to do our best to ensure that there is the line... Everyone has a right to their privacy, and a lot of the members of the public get it, but sadly in some areas there is this incessant need to find out every little bit of detail about what goes on behind the scenes. It's unnecessary.

Did Stonewall invent 300,000 non-existent trans people?

How many people in Britain are transgender?  Until today, there hasn’t been an official answer to that question. New census data give us a number: there are 262,000 people living in England and Wales in March 2021 who ‘identified with a gender different from their sex registered at birth’, in the words of the Office for National Statistics. Making some broad assumptions for Scotland and Northern Ireland, we might therefore guess that the trans population of the UK is around 300,000. Which raises some slightly awkward questions for people and organisations who have been keen to suggest that the trans population is much bigger. Organisations like Stonewall, for example.

Harry steals Starmer’s thunder

Sex, drugs and Nazi costumes: Harry's memoir certainly had it all. And Fleet Street has gone to town on the revelations in the book, dedicating acres of space to rural romps behind Windsor pubs and two dozen dead Taliban fighters. Unfortunately all that coverage means poor old Sir Keir's long-awaited big speech has been knocked out of the headlines. In vain, did Mr S scan the front pages of the papers today, searching for any sniff of Starmer's musings. The Express and Sun – two papers whose readers are being targeted by Labour – didn’t deign to mention it until page 10. The Telegraph and the Times both put their write-ups on page 12. But the Mail takes the gong for not mentioning it until page 22, thanks to its mammoth 17-page report on Harry’s ‘truth bombs.

Harry and Meghan’s popularity slumps post-Netflix

The Sussexes' self-promotional tour is up and running: interviews with Tom Bradby and Anderson Cooper for Harry this weekend, ahead of the official release date on Tuesday. And there's no sign of the circus slowing down any time soon, with three further books for the happy couple in the pipeline plus their Netflix commitments and the Archewell side-hustle. But is all this publicity really helping improve Harry and Meghan's standing with the British public? Polling by Redfield and Wilton for The Spectator shows that the couple's popularity has slumped dramatically since the release of their six-part Netflix series last month.

Harry’s mission to save the royal family

In his new memoir, Prince Harry claims that he regarded the 25 Taliban fighters he killed as ‘chess pieces’ not human beings. Yet Mr Steerpike can’t help but wonder if the young soldier prince didn’t learn something useful from his adversaries in war – the art of suicide-bombing. At least, in a literary sense, that is.  Spare, the memoir, is dynamite, no doubt about that. It’s hard to think of any book that has blown up quite so instantly and spectacularly in the face of its author. The details from the book, which started to flood out yesterday, have left Harry’s dwindling band of supporters feeling bewildered.  Harry knew he had to trash himself.

Theresa May gets her pay day

It’s safe to say that most Conservative MPs will want to forget about 2022: three Prime Ministers, four Chancellors and nose-diving polls to boot. But for one MP at least, it wasn't all bad. The Tories’ fortunes may have taken a drubbing, but unlike her party, Theresa May had a pretty successful year. Accounts published today show that in the year up until March 2022, the former PM’s eponymous company declared more than £1,186,000 in net assets – some £338,000 up on the previous twelve months. It’s all thanks to the Maidenhead MP's success on the speaking circuit, with her speeches regularly commanding six-figure sums. While her successors in No.

Watch: Starmer’s Dalek impersonation

Oh dear. The stage was all set this morning for Sir Keir's big speech, responding to yesterday's Blairite tribute by Rishi Sunak. His sleeves were rolled up, the podium looked reassuringly solid and the factory backdrop was suitably metaphorical. But then came the technical issues: the curse of any aspirant Prime Minister hoping to show he has grip on detail. The microphone this morning unfortunately made Sir Keir sound like a Dalek hell-bent on regional devolution. His croaky voice eventually cut out completely, just ten minutes after he had begun, no doubt devastating his army of Keirleaders across the country. And just when he had got to the good bit about 'restoring trust'.

Nadine fumes at Channel 4 U-turn

It’s Rishi Sunak’s big day today. All of Westminster is eagerly awaiting his first major speech since taking office in October. The Prime Minister is expected to set out his plans this afternoon to encourage pupils to study maths until the age of 18. But ahead of Sunak’s address, the hoary issue of Channel 4 privatisation has reared its head again, ruining No. 10’s carefully planned ‘grid’ in the process. Lewis Goodall of LBC has managed to get hold of a letter to Sunak from Culture Secretary Michelle Donelan. It outlines her recommendation against privatising Channel 4, concluding that ‘pursuing a sale at this point is not the right decision and there are better ways to secure C4C’s sustainability and that of the independent production sector.

Is Boris going to do the chicken run?

Is 2023 going to be the year of Boris? Much of the commentariat seems to think it’s possible, with the supremely-connected Paul Goodman writing this week in the Times that Johnson’s return to No. 10 ‘has a certain plausibility to his Westminster supporters.’ And now that same august paper of record has published another intriguing article by a onetime Tory MP, hinting at Bozza’s possible new year plans. Matthew Parris writes in his notebook today about rumours sweeping the Peak District that Johnson is about to do the infamous ‘chicken run’ by switching from his London base to a safer seat ahead of the next election.

Geordie Greig returns to Fleet Street

They say you can't keep a good man down. Geordie Greig, one of the finest networkers in British journalism, has returned to Fleet Street after a brief 13-month hiatus away. The Old Etonian was axed as the Daily Mail editor in a power struggle in November 2021 and since then he's kept a low profile, setting up his own company and chairing the Friends of the National Libraries. Now though, he's back, taking up the reins as editor in chief of the Independent with immediate effect. Lord Lebedev is the major shareholder in the Independent's parent company: Greig previously edited the Evening Standard for the peer and still owns five per cent of that paper, in which the Russian press baron also has a stake.

Will Beijing block Britain’s embassy?

It's not been the best few years for Sino-British relations, what with Huawei, Hong Kong and the whole Covid thing. So it was no surprise when, last month, Tower Hamlets council voted to block China's new 'super-embassy,' with councillors citing security fears and the concerns of local residents. The borough of Tower Hamlets is more than 38 per cent Muslim: many constituents were outraged by the ongoing atrocities by the Chinese Communist Party against Uyghur Muslims. The local authority's decision has been greeted with delight by many Sinosceptics – but not by some in the Foreign Office.

Fact check: did Rishi back the euro?

It's a new year but Lord Cruddas is not giving up an old causes. The onetime milkman turned billionaire led the campaign last summer to put Boris Johnson back on the ballot after the latter was forced out of No. 10. After that failed, Cruddas suggested he would stop funding the Conservatives unless it rewrote its constitution to prevent another PM being toppled. In October, he unsuccessfully urged Johnson's return in the brief contest that followed Liz Truss's downfall. And now the former Tory treasurer is ploughing his considerable energies into a new initiative: the Conservative Democratic Organisation (CDO).

Leo Varadkar (belatedly) admits his Brexit mistakes

They say time can be a great healer. And, in the case of Leo Varadkar, it seems that even the most festering of wounds can be fixed by a brief stint away from the premiership. Varadkar, who became Taoiseach again in December, was one of the great antagonists in the Brexit battles during his first stint as Irish leader between 2017 to 2020. He suggested that Europeans no longer felt welcome in Britain, accused Leavers of ‘chasing unicorns’ and claimed last July that the government was not being ‘even-handed’ on post-Brexit arrangements. The Taoiseach has now accepted that the protocol which he negotiated with Boris Johnson is ‘too strict’ So it was with some surprise then that Mr S awoke to see news of a volte-face from Varadkar.

Coming soon: Meghan’s memoir?

And you thought we'd seen the last of them in 2022. The new year kicks off with some old score-settling: for next week will see the publication of Prince Harry's pithily-titled memoir Spare (or Going Spare, quips one royal insider). As the title suggests, the book is expected to focus on the fraternal frictions between the runaway royal and his brother William. Other topics covered include Harry's hatred of the press (quelle surprise) and his reflections on Diana's death. And, in a delicious irony, Harry will be forced to give multiple media interviews to promote the book. Sadly, he has ducked the chance for a no-holds-barred, sit-down grilling with one of Britain's popular papers like the Sun or the Mail on Sunday.

The Steerpike Awards of 2022

Four Chancellors, three Prime Ministers, two monarchs – one hell of a year. We said that it would be difficult to top the Covid craziness of 2021: we were wrong. Partygate, Pinchergate, porngate, beergate, queuegate – the greatest hits kept on coming as Boris Johnson was washed away in a sea of sleaze and scandal. Next up was Liz Truss's 49-day interregnum, an inglorious experiment that did more to damage the cause of free markets than 100 years of Marxist dogma. And now, finally, we have Rishi Sunak, a living monument to social mobility as the UK's first Asian premier, and more importantly, its first Wykehamist Prime Minister since 1834. Truly, what an underdog. It wasn't all just Tory psycho-drama of course.

Doncaster surgery’s Christmas gaffe leaves locals gasping

These days it seems that nobody can ever get through to their doctors’ practice. But one GP surgery left their patients wishing that was still the case this week after accidentally texting them to inform that they had aggressive lung cancer – instead of wishing them a merry Christmas. Askern Medical Practice in Doncaster sent the text message to residents registered with the surgery on Friday 23 December. Distraught locals said they received an initial text informing them that they had an ‘aggressive lung cancer with metastases’, a type of secondary malignant growth. The text even directed patients to fill out a form for people with terminal diseases to claim certain benefits.

SNP welcomes sex pest back with open arms

A new year beckons but old habits die hard. So it's no surprise then that the SNP have opted to begin 2023 by welcoming one of their disgraced brethren back into the fold. Patrick Grady, the party's former chief whip, has this morning had the SNP whip restored at Westminster – despite being found to have sexually harassed a teenage party employee. Is that what the nats meant when they talked about preserving 'Scotland's future' eh? Grady was reported to have 'resigned' last summer from the nationalists after the Commons authorities ruled he had made an unwanted sexual advance towards a male staff member.

The ten most-read Steerpikes of 2022

And you thought 2021 was crazy. It's been another remarkable 12 months in British politics: three Prime Ministers, the death of the Queen, a year that began with Covid that ends with a cost of living crisis. Abroad, there's been Putin's war in Ukraine, China's rumblings over Taiwan, the Qatari World Cup and soaring inflation too. Below is a round-up of Steerpike’s most read articles from 2022, with a smattering of snark alongside the serious. In January, SNP pin-up girl Devi Sridhar admitted defeat in her 'Zero Covid' crusade. March brought with it Emmanuel Macron's bizarre tribute act to President Zelensky. And September saw (yet another) New York Times attack on Britain – this time on the late sovereign. Classy!