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Here's something that will make John Cleese splutter on his cornflakes. The Cambridge Footlights – whose alumni include Peter Cook, Clive James and David Mitchell – is now recruiting for a new 'sensitivity reading' service to ensure that 'all student comedy' is as 'inclusive and welcoming as possible'. This is 'to check for potential oversights regarding racism, classism, sexism, homophobia, transphobia and ableism, or any other kind of sensitive or upsetting material' to suggest 'things that could be rephrased or improved, or things that should be cut.' The new 'optional request for any student-written comedy' will involve a member of the Footlights Committee offering to vet submissions and conferring with the other members of their panel as to any necessary changes.

He’s been writing PMQs lines for 20 years but today, at long last, Oliver Dowden got the chance to deliver them himself. With Sunak globe-trotting, his deputy relished the chance to face off against the Stockport scrapper, Angela Rayner. Labour’s deputy leader got some laughs with her reminder that after last year’s locals, Dowden had quit his then post as party chair, saying of 300 losses that someone needed to take responsibility. Who, Rayner asked, would be doing so this time after more than a thousand? As the jeers died down, Dowden hit back: Can I just say, it really is a pleasure to see the right honourable lady here today. I was, though, expecting to face the Labour leader’s choice for the next deputy prime minister if they win the election.

Another set of local elections offers another chance to expose the fallacy of the ‘progressive alliance.’ Every so often, misty-eyed centrists of a certain age like to wax lyrical about Labour, the Lib Dem’s and Greens joining together to kick those wicked Tories out of office. A Marvel Universe for moderates, if you like. Sadly for such commentators, political reality has a nasty habit of shattering these illusions. Every election produces unlikely bed fellows, offensive to those of a progressive disposition and this year is no exception. For up in Lancashire, the Greens have opted to back the Conservatives on Hyndburn Council, after this month’s elections left Labour and the Tories with 16 councillors each.

It's not the SNP's year is it? Just when the nationalists thought they could catch a break after the chaos of recent months, fresh revelations have been published about the infamous police raid on Nicola Sturgeon’s house. It turns out that Police Scotland put in their requests for a search warrant of the Sturgeon-Murrell property midway through the leadership contest on 20 March. But officers were left waiting for another two weeks until they got the green light on 3 April — seven days after the contest had ended. Talk about convenient timing for establishment candidate Humza Yousaf.

To Bournemouth, where two-hundred odd attendees of the Conservative Democratic Organisation are meeting for their first conference. The CDO has been labelled a 'Tory Momentum' and a 'Bring Back Boris' effort by its opponents, though its chairman David Campbell-Bannerman insists that it is nothing of the sort. 'We are not enemies of Central Office' he told attendees this morning, despite warning that current membership trends suggest 'the party is dying as an institution' and bemoaning the 'coup against Boris.' Lord Cruddas, the CDO’s president, went further still, under the watchful eye of the Eastleigh enforcer Paul Holmes, CCHQ’s man on the scene.

Oh dear. It seems that the king of spin's onetime winning touch has deserted him. The omnipresent Alastair Campbell popped up again on Newsnight to continue his latest 'forever war' – this time the never-ending crusade against Brexit. Campbell was up against Alex Phillips, the former MEP, and managed in the space of just seven minutes to patronise both her and the host Victoria Derbyshire in an astonishingly ill-judged performance. Following a barrage of Campbell's huffing and puffing, Phillips remarked on the irony of how 'It’s very rich a man who essentially was part of telling lies to invade a country to accuse me of dishonesty.

Ding, ding, ding! In the blue corner, it’s Kemi Badenoch, the Trade Secretary and much-fancied leadership contender. And, er, also in the blue corner, is the combined forces of the European Research Group. A war of words has broken out between Badenoch and the Brexiteers over the government's decision not to repeal all retained EU laws. Speaking in the House of Commons this morning, ERG chair Mark Francois lamented that the government had performed 'a massive climbdown on its own bill despite having such strong support from its backbenchers,' adding to Badenoch: 'What on earth are you playing at?' Lindsay Hoyle joined in for good effect, chastising the minister for announcing the decision via a written statement.

Four months after losing the Tory whip, Andrew Bridgen finally has a new party. The maverick member for North West Leicestershire has today joined Laurence Fox's Reclaim party as their first MP. In a Westminster press conference – held in the same room in which Douglas Carswell defected to Ukip – Bridgen hailed his new comrades and announced his intention to continue legal action against Matt Hancock over their long-running vaccines spat: I have submitted a defamation claim to the Royal Court of Justice against one Matthew Hancock MP.

Humza Yousaf has already stoked a right royal row with his party’s hardliners by ditching a pro-independence rally to attend the coronation. And now he’s really gone and done it by leading the Scottish Parliament in a celebration of the event. The SNP leader tabled a motion showering praise on the King and Queen: That the Parliament congratulates Their Majesties The King and The Queen on the occasion of Their Coronation; expresses its gratitude for Their Majesties’ public service to Scotland, and affirms the deep respect that is held for Their Majesties in Scotland. Speaking to the motion this afternoon, Yousaf hailed ‘an important constitutional milestone’ and praised the multi-faith nature of the ceremony.

Prince Harry kept a dignified silence at his father’s coronation – even if he opted to make a hasty exit back to Los Angeles when the service at Westminster Abbey finished. But the Duke of Sussex’s ghostwriter J.R. Moehringer has chosen this week to talk about the ins and outs of writing Spare. Moehringer reveals that he argued with the ex-royal numerous times during the book-writing process. He also tells, in a piece for the New Yorker, how he called Harry 'dude' from the outset. But if that informality suggests Moehringer has little in common with the high-born prince, think again. Although Moehringer and Harry’s backgrounds couldn’t be any more different, the pair do share something in common: a mutual contempt for the British press.