Steerpike

Steerpike

Steerpike is The Spectator's gossip columnist, serving up the latest tittle tattle from Westminster and beyond. Email tips to steerpike@spectator.co.uk or message @MrSteerpike

Phillip Schofield tries to defend himself (again)

If at first you don't succeed, try, try and try again. The scandal surrounding Phillip Schofield shows no sign of going away, with the disgraced star expected to cost ITV millions in lost advertising revenue and a reduced share price. And Schofield is doing his best to deflect and defend by issuing various statements, including one over the weekend in which he admitted to misleading his lawyer and lying to the Daily Mail about a relationship that he had with someone working on This Morning. Now Schofield has done it again, in blithe defiance of the aphorism that 'When you're in a hole, stop digging.' He has released a statement on his Instagram page (where else?

Does BBC Verify need to review the Beeb’s own output?

Much has been made about the BBC's new Verify service, launched last week. According to the Corporation's glutinous press release, the 60-strong team represents a 'new brand to address the growing threat of disinformation and build trust with audiences by transparently showing how BBC journalists know the information they are reporting.' But does such diligent fact-checking need to start at home? Steerpike couldn't help noticing some rather odd editing by BBC Breakfast today in their segment on the tragic deaths of two teenagers in Cardiff. The footage aired by Sky News shows an electric bike caught on CCTV whizzing through the streets of the Welsh capital, followed 15 seconds later by a police van.

Phillip Schofield resigns and admits affair with ‘younger male’ 

And so the extraordinary Phillip Schofield row rumbles on. Earlier this week it was announced that Schofield was steeping down from the TV show This Morning, amid reports that his relationship with his co-host Holly Willoughby had collapsed.  Now Schofield has admitted that he had an affair with a ‘younger male colleague’ and has resigned from ITV with immediate effect. After his departure from This Morning, Schofield was still scheduled to host the British Soap Awards next weekend. He has now confirmed that he will no longer take part in the event. Schofield has also been dropped by his agent of 35 years.

Penny Mordaunt to woo the Thatcherites

Throw a right-wing political shindig these days and you're guaranteed to make a splash. Last week it was Suella Braverman at the National Conservatism conference; before that it was Priti Patel at the 'Borisfest' in Bournemouth. And now Mr S has two more dates pencilled in his diary for potential mischief-making: the Northern Research Group (NRG) conference in Doncaster on 9 June and the Margaret Thatcher conference at the Guildhall three days later. And it's the line-up of the latter convention which has caught Steerpike's eye. Gillian Keegan, the Education Secretary and dark horse leadership candidate, is due to give the opening address – an opportunity to burnish her credentials as a Thatcherite success story.

Car smashes into Downing Street gates

There was drama in Whitehall this afternoon after a car smashed into the gates of Downing Street, prompting the closure of half of SW1. Police cordoned off the area after a small hatchback was seen at the entrance to the famous street, besides the great iron gates erected during Margaret Thatcher's era. The Met Police subsequently confirmed that: At around 16:20hrs a car collided with the gates of Downing Street on Whitehall. Armed officers arrested a man at the scene on suspicion of criminal damage and dangerous driving. There are no reports of any injuries. Enquiries are ongoing. Good luck getting home from Westminster tonight... https://twitter.

Ministers to curb Boris’s animal agenda

Boris Johnson is back in the news this week, with Partygate rearing its ugly head once again. And it’s in that spirit of 2021 that Mr S returns to the ill-fated animal crusade which Johnson embraced during his premiership, as part of his bid to rebrand Brexit as an eco-cause. There was the Animal Sentience Act, the Net Zero agenda and, of course, the ill-fated evacuation of Pen Farthing’s animal sanctuary: a project that has now resumed under the Taliban regime. But now word reaches Steerpike that ministers are planning to curb one of the outstanding pieces of this green agenda. The Kept Animals Bill – aimed at improving animal welfare in a range of areas – is expected to be pulled shortly for a host of reasons.

DeSantis’s presidential launch flops on Twitter

Talk about a power failure. Ron DeSantis finally unveiled his long-awaited 2024 bid to become president last night in a glitch-riddled Twitter announcement plagued by technical difficulties. The Florida Governor filed a declaration of candidacy with the US federal electoral commission on Wednesday and then announced his move in an online chat with Twitter head honcho Elon Musk. But the audio stream crashed repeatedly, making it almost impossible for most of the followers to hear DeSantis speak most of the time. The event got off to a rocky start after technical issues meant there were minutes of silence, with those who endured being subsequently kicked off the feed, subject to microphone feedback, hold music and other issues.

Watch: Lindsay Hoyle boots Tory MP out the Commons

Another week, another angry ticking off in the House of Commons by speaker Lindsay Hoyle. Today it was Conservative MP Paul Bristow who felt the full might of Hoyle’s wrath after being singled out for heckling Labour leader Keir Starmer during Prime Minister’s Questions. Standing at the despatch box, Starmer had challenged Rishi Sunak’s grip on illegal immigration. To the sound of taunting from the government benches, he said: ‘Mr Speaker, if anyone wants to see what uncontrolled immigration looks like, all they’ve got to do is wake up tomorrow morning and see what this government…’ It appears that Hoyle managed to make out Bristow’s voice amongst the hecklers, because at this point he cut Starmer off and rounded on the unfortunate member for Peterborough.

Ron DeSantis set to announce presidential bid on Twitter

Ron DeSantis is expected to announce his 2024 presidential bid during a Twitter Space with the app’s ‘chief Twit’ Elon Musk in the next few hours, according to NBC News. At 11 p.m. UK time Wednesday, DeSantis will appear in a discussion with Musk – perhaps part of a bid to make the governor seem less awkward? – moderated by David Sacks, ‘a Musk confidant and DeSantis supporter’. The Florida governor’s entry into the race is long awaited – and the unique decision to make his announcement on Twitter is earning plaudits from his supporters. ‘@RonDeSantis announcing his campaign with @elonmusk is a big deal – and not only because it’s a novel way to launch,’ said Dave Reaboi in an overlong tweet.

SNP councillors form breakaway party

These days, it would be news if the Scottish nationalists were actually getting along. The latest row today is part of an unfolding scandal about former SNP North Lanarkshire Council leader, alleged ‘sex pest’ Jordan Linden, who quit his position in July after accusations emerged that he had groped and assaulted a teenager at a Dundee Pride afterparty. Eight former SNP councillors were disciplined by the SNP earlier this month for highlighting their concerns that accusations of Linden’s behaviour hadn’t been investigated properly. Two were expelled from the party, four were suspended, one received a written warning and another is still yet to receive a punishment after leaving the meeting early.

Boris referred to the police over lockdown breaches (again)

Just when Boris thought the worst was over with Partygate. The former Prime Minister has today been referred to the police by the Cabinet Office over fresh claims that he broke Covid lockdown rules. According to the Times, Johnson's ministerial diary from 2020 and 2021 has revealed visits by friends to Chequers during the pandemic. The trips to the grace and favour residence were highlighted during preparations for the Covid public inquiry. In an incredible twist of fate, this story appears to have come about because the government is currently paying Johnson's legal fees for the duration of the inquiry. He handed over the aforementioned diaries to the lawyers but as the client the Cabinet Office got to see them.

Prince Harry loses his police protection legal challenge

It turns out that Home Office can get some things right. The department's lawyers have today triumphed in their battle to thwart Prince Harry's legal challenge over his right to make private payments for police protection. Legal eagles for the renegade royal wanted a judicial review of the rejection of his offer to pay for protection in the UK, after his security arrangements changed when the prince stopped being a 'working royal' in 2020. But this morning a High Court judge ruled that Harry could not also seek a judicial review over whether to let him pay for the specialist police officers himself. Poor lamb. The decision came after Metropolitan Police chiefs told the the court that their officers are not 'guns for hire' for the rich and famous.

Gary Lineker honoured for his activism by Amnesty

They say genius is never appreciated in its own time. So we can only be grateful that Gary Lineker's activism is now getting the attention and recognition it deserves. The millionaire motormouth will be awarded a gong on Wednesday from – no joke – Amnesty International, the self-proclaimed 'world's leading human rights organisation.' Ironic, given that UK taxpayers are forced to pay Lineker's salary via the licence fee, on pain of imprisonment for non-payment of fines... Like the good eco-warrior that he is, Lineker will jet into Rome to collect a 'sport and human rights award' by the organisation, which described him as a 'staunch advocate for the rights of refugees and migrants'. Well, that's one way of putting it.

Did Suella Braverman break the ministerial code?

Fresh from claiming the scalp of Dominic Raab, is the civil service now after Suella Braverman? The Sunday Times reports this weekend that the Home Secretary wanted civil servants to help her ‘dodge’ a speeding fine, amid much grumbling about the government’s migration policies. Plus ça change… Mr S read the latest reports with intrigue. The Home Secretary was caught speeding last summer, and, as is standard, was offered to either attend a speed awareness course or have three points on her licence. Braverman apparently asked civil servants to arrange ‘a private one-to-one driving awareness course’, but the civil servants responded that this was not within their remit.

SNP politician accused of breaking ministerial code

Another day, another report about the SNP's behaviour in office. Now, the accused is Education Secretary and former transport minister Jenny Gilruth, who faces claims that she breached the ministerial code. Gilruth is alleged to have deliberately chosen to delay vital rail works – which will cost the taxpayer around £1 million– to allow her own constituents to travel over the Christmas period. Rules for thee but not for me... The ministerial code states that frontbenchers must not use their position to influence constituency matters, meaning that if an investigation finds Gilruth guilty then she could lose her cabinet post. And opposition leader Douglas Ross was keen to make capital out of the story at First Minister’s Questions.

Is Jill Biden calling the Nato leadership shots? 

Ben Wallace has confirmed the worst-kept secret in Westminster: he’s the likely UK candidate for the Secretary General of Nato. Speaking in Berlin on Wednesday he told reporters: ‘I’ve always said it would be a good job. That’s a job I’d like.’ It’s a position that falls vacant in October and Wallace has a good claim, having been defence secretary for nearly four years, one of the few to emerge with credit from the Kabul evacuation, and has won plaudits for fighting the Whitehall machine to equip Ukraine before Putin’s invasion last year.   Mr S learns however that a surprising obstacle is standing in his way: the First Lady of the United States. Jill Biden, wife of President Joe, wants a woman in the role.

New European’s Will Self destructs in Guardian feud

'Think without borders,' declares the masthead of the New European. But while the pro-EU paper claims to be an advocate for unity and tolerance, it seems they hold no qualms about stirring up division on Fleet Street. Its star columnist, Will Self, has filed a bizarre 2,300-word rant this week about the Guardian's editorial choices, titled 'My obsession with Adrian Chiles’ column.' The basis for this punny headline is the relationship between Graun columnist Adrian Chiles and editor Katharine Viner. Chiles has written weekly articles for the paper – usually peppered with inoffensive observations, whimsical witterings and banal anecdotes – since February 2019. In April 2020, he began dating Viner, whom he met through their work at the wokest paper in all the West.

Is Lorna Slater the worst minister in Scotland?

Humza Yousaf's regime is not exactly a government of all the talents. There's Patrick Harvie, the Zero Carbons minister, whose list of achievements is shorter than his fuse. There's Shona Robison, resurrected five years after taking Scotland to the top of the European health league for, er, drug deaths. And then there's the First Minister himself, the reverse Macavity who finds himself at the centre of every scandal. But amid this galaxy of mediocrity, one star shines brighter than the rest: Lorna Slater, the Minister for Green Skills, Circular Economy and Biodiversity. Slater has managed to distinguish herself in her 21 months in office through her special blend of personal misjudgements and policy errors.

Carole Cadwalladr to pay million-pound costs

Oh dear. It seems that FBPE’s (Follow Back, Pro EU) favourite journalist is paying the price for her accusations against Arron Banks. The Court of Appeal costs have just come through against Carole Cadwalladr after making claims about Banks’ ties to Russia. And with costs on both sides in the region of £1.6 million, the judge has said that the Observer hack has to pay for 60 per cent of Banks’ costs – as well as 100 per cent of her own.  That could put Cadwalladr’s total costs in the region of £2 million or so. Ouch. Steerpike caught up with Banks earlier this afternoon and spoke to the multi-millionaire mogul as he was celebrating in Rome. ‘It’s a great result’ he declared, noting that he was enjoying his view of the Colosseum.

Corbyn keeps Momentum among local Labour faithful

The Corbynites might have been routed but there’s still one area where they hold sway. In Islington North, the home patch of Jeremy Corbyn, Labour members are still staying loyal to their local MP and former party leader. The magic Grandpa has sat for the seat for 40 years but was blocked from standing as a party candidate earlier this year.  Yet that didn’t stop members of Islington North CLP overwhelmingly endorsing Corbyn last night in an act of open defiance. By a whopping 98 per cent they passed a motion at its monthly general meeting: This CLP would like to thank our sitting MP J Corbyn for his commitment and service to the people, and want to express that it should be our democratic right to select our MP.