Royston

‘I’m here to defect.’

‘Why do you feel the need to return the stick every time he throws it?’

‘Political cartoon? No, I’m just building a nest.’

‘I’ll mostly be teaching the three arrrrrs.’

‘Are you a PopCon, a New Con or just a Con?’

‘Get your burglary made into a TV drama and we’ll get back to you.’

‘You should know that I have a strict no-returns policy.’

‘They should have let it be’

‘Chaos, dysfunction, aggression... I’m starting to warm to these guys.’

‘Nice to see a bit of sparkle from Keir at last.’

‘I understand it was done by vandals in the party.’

‘How many times do I have to tell everyone that, yes, I accept cookies?’

‘Warning: this report contains details that some may find distressing.’

‘I can’t say I care for your move into “observational stuff”.’

‘There’s plenty more fish in the sea, poor souls.’