Royston

‘Isn’t it nice to have Daddy home for Christmas, even if it was an error?’

‘I’m defecting to Reform.’

‘True enlightenment is only achievable if you listen to my podcast.’

‘There’s nothing I like more than to lose myself in a good book.’

‘They’ve reached a new Lowe.’

‘If you’re serious about growth...’

‘Happy New Year? Are you some kind of fantasist?’

‘I’ve been good this year if you don’t count a little rioting and looting.’

‘Heh, good luck with that!’

‘We need to put out a more positive message.’

‘We could start a podcast.’

‘In space, no one can hear you scream: “Not this again!”’

‘Why do you feel the need for the approval of others?’

‘I can’t find the enthusiasm for photos at polling stations.’

‘It must be good – the locals eat here.’

‘Welcome to the brand new podcast, all about jesters and jesting.’