Royston

Wednesday

21 January 2026

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‘This is great but I really wish I’d got to do my leaving speech.’

Friday

6 December 2024

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Naughty list

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3 wise men

Friday

5 December 2025

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‘Isn’t it nice to have Daddy home for Christmas, even if it was an error?’

Wednesday

8 October 2025

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I’m defecting to Reform

Wednesday

16 July 2025

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True enlightenment is only achievable if you listen to my podcast

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I’ve been on Ozempic

Wednesday

18 June 2025

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Your anxiety here

Wednesday

14 May 2025

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There’s nothing I like more than to lose myself in a good book

Wednesday

12 March 2025

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They’ve reached a new Lowe

Wednesday

29 January 2025

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Serious about growth

Monday

30 December 2024

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Happy New Year?

Monday

9 December 2024

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I’ve been good this year if you don’t count a little rioting and looting

Wednesday

2 October 2024

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Good luck with that

Wednesday

25 September 2024

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We need to put out a more positive message

Wednesday

18 September 2024

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We could start a podcast

Wednesday

21 August 2024

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Not this again

Wednesday

26 June 2024

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Need for approval

Wednesday

19 June 2024

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I can’t find the enthusiasm for photos at polling stations

Wednesday

12 June 2024

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It must be good