‘Are you a reliable news service or a propaganda outlet?’
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Nick Newman
Saturday
Wednesday
‘It’s undermining justice, deciding if I’m naughty or nice without a jury.’
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This black hole, Chancellor – is it in the room with us now?
From our UK edition
Wednesday
‘I’m waiting till Black Friday to do all my Christmas shoplifting.’
From our UK edition
Wednesday
Wednesday
‘The driver’s gone to jail so he’s kept the engine running.’
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‘Misleading, deceptive, inaccurate – and that’s just the weather.’
From our UK edition
Wednesday
If the Chinese know what we’re doing perhaps they could let us know
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That’s a relief – I thought you might be preparing a Budget
From our UK edition
Wednesday
‘If they ban burqas we could be in big trouble.’
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Wednesday
They’ve mis-spelled Reform.
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Is it too late for a letter of no confidence?
From our UK edition
Wednesday
I foresee increased inflation
From our UK edition
Wednesday
‘How’s this for a crazy, headline-grabbing stunt?’
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We need you to vet the next ambassador to Washington.
From our UK edition
Wednesday
Did you just criticise
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Wednesday
Judgment
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Bless, they still believe
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Energy drinks
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Thursday
Cheat!
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