‘A lot of Labour councillors won’t survive the day.’
From our UK edition
Nick Newman
Wednesday
Wednesday
‘Of course it’s expensive – it tastes like petrol.’
From our UK edition
‘They’ll crucify him for this’
From our UK edition
Wednesday
‘Just when you think the doctors’ strike is over, it comes back.’
From our UK edition
‘If you have to ask the price you can’t afford it.’
From our UK edition
Tuesday
‘If you can remember the 1922 Committee you weren’t there.’
From our UK edition
‘These free handouts are a betrayal of hardworking taxpayers!’
From our UK edition
Wednesday
‘Fire, ambulance, or Kemi Badenoch?’
From our UK edition
Thursday
I’m bunking off from home school
From our UK edition
A is the Ai
From our UK edition
Wednesday
‘Today’s objective is to establish an objective.’
From our UK edition
Wednesday
‘I fear they’ll come back to Britain.’
From our UK edition
‘Prepare to drop incendiary Green party policies!’
From our UK edition
Wednesday
The good news is you’re one step closer to the throne
From our UK edition
Wednesday
‘One drop of dart frog toxin and you croak.’
From our UK edition
‘It’s like the surface of the A12 outside Romford.’
From our UK edition
Wednesday
Wednesday
‘Let us pay.’
From our UK edition
Wednesday
‘Nigella’s a safe pair of entendres’
From our UK edition
