We’re doing Dry January – giving up water and sticking to alcohol
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Nick Newman
Wednesday
‘It’s America Thirst.’
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Monday
You haven’t got a lot on, Sire
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‘Keir Starmer surviving has given me great hope for the future!’
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Monday
‘He’s not getting another present until we get a thank-you letter!’
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‘Is our flu coming to you, or is your flu coming to us?’
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Saturday
‘Are you a reliable news service or a propaganda outlet?’
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Wednesday
‘It’s undermining justice, deciding if I’m naughty or nice without a jury.’
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This black hole, Chancellor – is it in the room with us now?
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Wednesday
‘I’m waiting till Black Friday to do all my Christmas shoplifting.’
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Wednesday
Wednesday
‘The driver’s gone to jail so he’s kept the engine running.’
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‘Misleading, deceptive, inaccurate – and that’s just the weather.’
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Wednesday
If the Chinese know what we’re doing perhaps they could let us know
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That’s a relief – I thought you might be preparing a Budget
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Wednesday
‘If they ban burqas we could be in big trouble.’
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Wednesday
They’ve mis-spelled Reform.
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Is it too late for a letter of no confidence?
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Wednesday
I foresee increased inflation
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Wednesday
‘How’s this for a crazy, headline-grabbing stunt?’
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