Nick Newman

‘Thanks to inheritance tax, it’s more of a “won’t”.’

‘Let us hope and pray it’s before the Budget.’

‘Alex Salmond insisted on independence.’

‘I hope this doesn’t degenerate into a Tory leadership contest.’

‘The boy who identifies as a wolf has eaten Granny!’

‘How much access can I get for a pair of trousers?’

‘I’ve got tickets to the Tory conference – the fighting’s better.’

‘Baker Street... what are the schools like?’

‘Relax – the price you pay doesn’t involve VAT.’

‘I’m here to judge the abuse cases.’

‘...with violent Twitter storms from the west sweeping across the entire country.’