School bike sheds
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‘We need to do all our smoking before it’s banned’
Nick Newman
Wednesday
Wednesday
I’m an HS2 trainspotter
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‘I’m an HS2 trainspotter.’
Wednesday
HS2 drain set
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Any programme ideas that don’t involve humiliating Matt Hancock?
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‘Any programme ideas that don’t involve humiliating Matt Hancock?’
Wednesday
Dr Yes
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‘Usually he’s Dr Yes but he’s on strike.’
I’d like to see how Jeremy Hunt gets out of triple lock pensions
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‘I’d like to see how Jeremy Hunt gets out of triple lock pensions.’
Wednesday
It’s not Lee Anderson’s fault
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‘It’s not Lee Anderson’s fault – it’s his master who can’t control him.’
An escaped prisoner comes as standard
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‘An escaped prisoner comes as standard.’
Wednesday
Gingerbread’s safer than concrete
From our UK edition
‘Gingerbread’s safer than concrete.’
Thursday
Ofsted inspector
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You don’t have to identify as a cat to be a teacher’s pet
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‘You don’t have to identify as a cat to be a teacher’s pet.’
Wednesday
Spoiler alert
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Wednesday
I failed!
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‘I failed! Does that mean I get a peerage in the Liz Truss honours?’
Wednesday
Real bore
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‘Is Keir Starmer a real bore or just a man in a bore’s outfit?’
Wednesday
Gas bill
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‘If I wanted to see people making a bomb I’d have a look at my gas bill.’
Wednesday
Blurry photo
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‘Quick! Someone take a blurry photo!’
Wednesday
NatWest cashpoint
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Life peer Barbie
From our UK edition
Wednesday
God, how can the Ulez zone be everywhere?
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‘God, how can the Ulez zone be everywhere?’
Wednesday
Mr Hard Right
From our UK edition
‘I’m looking for Mr Hard Right.’
