Matt Percival

Wednesday

7 January 2026

Matt Percival

We didn’t want dogs

Saturday

6 December 2025

Matt Percival

‘You look nothing like your profile photo.’

Friday

5 December 2025

Matt Percival

Not for EU

Wednesday

3 December 2025

Matt Percival

‘I’m spending Christmas alone this year.’

Wednesday

26 November 2025

Matt Percival

‘Would you like to make a salary sacrifice?’

Wednesday

19 November 2025

Matt Percival

I want to confirm delivery

Wednesday

12 November 2025

Matt Percival

‘I thought I’d begin by setting out my economic challenges.’

Wednesday

22 October 2025

Matt Percival

The light is more flattering

Wednesday

1 October 2025

Matt Percival

If it wasn’t for Ozempic, I’d still be a fat cat.

Wednesday

24 September 2025

Matt Percival

You will be a good boy.

Wednesday

10 September 2025

Matt Percival

It’s supposed to be fun

Thursday

4 September 2025

Matt Percival

Python

Wednesday

3 September 2025

Matt Percival

It doesn’t comply

Wednesday

20 August 2025

Matt Percival

It started on social media

Wednesday

13 August 2025

Matt Percival

Nine or ten?

Wednesday

30 July 2025

Matt Percival

It was expensive but worth it

Matt Percival

Squeeze you in

Wednesday

23 July 2025

Matt Percival

Sprinkler

Matt Percival

After two successful marriages, I’m single again

Wednesday

25 June 2025

Matt Percival

A more interesting specimen