Mark Wood

Wednesday

5 November 2025

Mark Wood

Wanting to be a real boy was one thing – now he talks of wanting to be a real man

Mark Wood

‘Halloween was last week. It must be fillers.’

Wednesday

29 October 2025

Mark Wood

‘The former Duke of York was marched to the top of the hill and left there.’

Wednesday

22 October 2025

Mark Wood

I’ve had to learn how to throw it myself

Wednesday

8 October 2025

Mark Wood

Thank God, that’s the Christmas shopping finished

Wednesday

1 October 2025

Mark Wood

The uncontrolled numbers coming in does concern me

Wednesday

24 September 2025

Mark Wood

Halloween Christmas

Mark Wood

‘I can’t download the app, can I still get ill?’

Wednesday

17 September 2025

Mark Wood

Do you have any “Sorry I misgendered you” cards?

Mark Wood

Tea room

Wednesday

10 September 2025

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Solar powered

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Courier service

Wednesday

3 September 2025

Mark Wood

We pretend we’re robot vacuum cleaners

Wednesday

6 August 2025

Mark Wood

That’s not the robot vacuum cleaner

Wednesday

30 July 2025

Mark Wood

Look up

Wednesday

23 July 2025

Mark Wood

I’m hoping someone will steal my phone

Wednesday

16 July 2025

Mark Wood

He’s planning to let his treehouse out on Airbnb

Mark Wood

He’s very sensitive

Wednesday

9 July 2025

Mark Wood

The race just happened to finish when you were at the front

Mark Wood

She’s been unbearable